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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9715 by ☆ on 2016-09-25
  Chuck Norris is so ugly, when he was born, the doctor slapped his mother instead of him.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9714 by Seth Yankee on 2016-09-21
  Ambulances follow Chuck Norris in traffic to make better time.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9713 by Reece on 2016-09-21
  When people call Chuck Norris "Bubble Bubby" he grabs their soul, shoves them up their crotches, and roundhouse kicks them 3938388392383837373737373728288371 feet in the air.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9712 by Reece on 2016-09-21
  You cannot sharpen a pen. Chuck Norris can.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9711 by Makeveli on 2016-09-18
  if Chuck Norris played black ops 2 he would be able to revive himself

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9710 by pHiLi on 2016-09-18
  Chuck Norris has a 6x8 ft photo of his face on his bedroom ceiling.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9709 by ■ on 2016-09-17
  Chuck Norris is the only person I know that has a negative IQ.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9708 by * on 2016-09-16
  In the latest dictionary, when you look up the word "ugly", it says "see Chuck Norris".

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9707 by on 2016-09-16
  Chuck Norris is so old that he and dirt went to the same high school.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9706 by on 2016-09-15
  Compared to Chuck Norris, even rigor mortis looks better.

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