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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9965 by ... on 2017-08-20
  99.9999% of people who describe someone as on par or better than Chuck Norris die within 3 days.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9964 by Henbury on 2017-08-19
  Chuck Norris was once castaway on a desert island.
  
  The island had to learn how to survive off Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9963 by DatGuy on 2017-08-10
  Chuck Norris can fold water.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9962 by DatGuy on 2017-08-09
  Eddie Van Halen only plays tambourine in Chuck Norris' band

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9961 by DatGuy on 2017-08-09
  Zeus and all the Gods live at the top of Mount Olympus.
  
  But they pay rent to Chuck Norris

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9960 by DatGuy on 2017-08-05
  Most animals have a 'fight or flight' response when faced with danger.
  
  This doesn't work if they meet Chuck Norris - who incidentally, doesn't do 'flight'

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9959 by DatGuy on 2017-08-05
  Chuck Norris paved paradise and put up a parking lot in a single afternoon.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9958 by Lynn on 2017-08-02
  Chuck norris can make a mountain out of a mole hill

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9957 by Bambi on 2017-08-02
  Chuck Norris was the one who let the dogs out.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9956 by Tap a hoe on 2017-08-01
  Assholes are like opinions because Chuck Norris is 77 and just found his because he only gave two little shits his whole life

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