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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10407 by Nuck Chorris on 2019-01-19
  Chuck Norris polishes his testicles with battery acid.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10406 by Henbury on 2019-01-13
  "If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of Chuck Norris" - Isaac Newton

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10405 by chuckie choco on 2019-01-10
  chuck norris was so bored in his Paleoanthropology class that he went back in time, kicked one of the homo erectus in the nuts forcing it to evolve thus creating the first homosexual.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10404 by Henbury on 2019-01-09
  The first winner of the Mr. Universe contest was Chuck Norris.
  
  Chuck wasn't even in the contest - he was just walking back to the locker room from the pool.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10403 by norris chuckie on 2019-01-07
  chuck norris's dick is so big it's 2 pages on facebook.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10402 by Dou_Lee on 2019-01-07
  Chuck Norris can evade a bullet by telling is to stop

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10401 by Chriso on 2019-01-05
  In his will Chuck Norris demands he performs his own autopsy

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10400 by Chriso on 2019-01-05
  When in resuscitation class Chuck Norris brought the resuscitation dummy back to life

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10399 by JPCieslik74 on 2019-01-05
  When Chuck Norris crosses the street the cars look both ways

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10398 by Nuck Chorris on 2019-01-01
  Mr. T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Mr. T in the chest. The result was the '80s.

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