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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10237 by Cody Gonzales on 2018-06-20
  At this time, it appears that Chuck Norris is outside during a hurricane... dodging all the water.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10236 by Cody Gonzales on 2018-06-20
  When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a rainbow, he made skittles.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10235 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-06-19
  Chuck Norris respects only ZZ Top.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10234 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-06-16
  The original title of the popular video game "Halo" was "Chuck Norris Superkicks II: Alien Fuck-Up Hour".

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10233 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-06-16
  The world was actually flat until Chuck Norris made it curl up in a ball of fear.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10232 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-06-16
  To Chuck Norris, a 'balanced breakfast' must include an entire seesaw covered in thumbtacks.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10231 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-06-16
  Jesus turned water into wine. Chuck Norris turned wine into a bad temper and an aggravated assault.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10230 by DatGuy on 2018-06-16
  If Chuck Norris decides that we wants to, he can forget how to ride a bicycle.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10229 by DatGuy on 2018-06-11
  The trombone was invented when Chuck Norris blew to hard into a trumpet.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10228 by JeffreyC on 2018-06-08
  Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer
  
  Chuck Norris once went to Italy and roundhouse kicked a building that's why the Tower of Pisa is leaning

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