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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1753 by JESC on 2010-03-11
  One day a jew accidently stepped on chuck norris his shoe.It was his favorite shoe.
  So chuck created Hitler

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1752 by Jesc on 2010-03-11
  Chuck norris once whent to pizzahut.
  He ordered an eggroll with some swiss cheese.
  A rotten cow corpse.A dead president.And a large box with Hellfire missiles.
  Pizza hut served it on a big tuna fish pizza.
  Chuck Norris Roundhousekicked the whole place to oblivion making everyone inside suffer terrible pain for eternity.
  
  Chuck norris did not order any pizza.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1751 by mundo on 2010-03-10
  chuck norris's shit doesn't stink

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1750 by Anon on 2010-03-10
  Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all the clothes correctly.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1749 by luther smith on 2010-03-10
  All the Chuck Norris facts you have read or ever will read took place within the first minute of him creating himself.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1748 by Dave Ringdahl on 2010-03-10
  Chuck Norris turned 70 today...In reality Chuck Norris is over 2000 years old, after 99 his age resets to 0.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1747 by Dave Ringdahl on 2010-03-10
  Chuck Norris turned 70 today...In reality Chuck Norris is over 2000 years old, after 99 his age resets to 0.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1746 by Slappy on 2010-03-10
  Chuck Norris' recent book tour...
  
  
  1)PORT-AU-PRINCE, HAITI January 12, 2010
  2)NORTHERN CALIFORNIA February 04, 2010
  3)RYUKYU ISLANDS, JAPAN February 26, 2010
  4)MAULE, CHILE February 27, 2010
  5)SOUTHERN SUMATRA, INDONESIA March 05, 2010
  6)EASTERN TURKEY March 08, 2010
  
  hmmmmmm.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1745 by Jake on 2010-03-09
  Chuck Norris can whistle underwater.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1744 by kool kid on 2010-03-09
  Chuck Norris is so gay i was like NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM on HIS FACE!

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