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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10451 by Jack Hunter on 2019-03-17
  Chuck Norris's blood is made of Uranium

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10450 by Jack Hunter on 2019-03-17
  Chuck Norris's beard hair is made of stainless steel

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10449 by Jack Hunter on 2019-03-16
  Superman is faster than a speeding bullet, However
  
  Chuck Norris can stop a speeding bullet just by pointing at it.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10448 by This Guy on 2019-03-13
  Chuck Norris https://goo.gl/images/Xzmi8i

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10447 by This Guy on 2019-03-13
  Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10446 by This Guy on 2019-03-13
  Chuck Norris was supposed to originally cast for Man Vs Wild. The discovery channel changed their mind because they didn't want children to think lava was safe to eat.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10445 by Nuck Chorris on 2019-03-10
  Beaver leaves it to Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10444 by Nuck Chorris on 2019-03-09
  When Chuck Norris makes a documentary film, he narrates it first, and then nature makes it so.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10443 by Chuck Norris on 2019-03-08
  Chuck Norris has never met a challenge he could not face head on. Never met an obstacle or hurdle he could not overcome and never met a mountain to hard to climb or plow through.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10442 by Jack Hunter on 2019-03-07
  Chuck Norris is a peaceful man. That is until you piss him off.

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