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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10012 by Reece on 2017-09-23
  When people call Chuck Norris ugly, he rips their balls out and feeds it to them, because Chuck Norris is awesome!

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10011 by Reece on 2017-09-23
  The Boogeyman has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10010 by Reece on 2017-09-23
  Chuck Norris can walk on ceilings.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10009 by Reece on 2017-09-23
  The marshmallows in Lucky Charms are actually 8-bit Chuck Norris boogers.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10008 by Reece on 2017-09-23
  Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10007 by Reece on 2017-09-23
  There was no solar eclipse today, Chuck Norris just had a starring contest with the sun and it blinked.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10006 by pHiLi on 2017-09-23
  Chuck Norris knows where Nambia is.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10005 by Taffyta on 2017-09-22
  Chuck Norris knows the Krabby Patty secret formula.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10004 by Taffyta on 2017-09-21
  Chuck Norris once punched a TV so hard it said SpongeBob SquarePants backwards 3 times fast.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10003 by LuanTheJoker on 2017-09-21
  Adolf Hitler is afraid to type in Chuck Norris on Google.

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