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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9953 by Nuck Chorris on 2017-07-18
  If you ever find yourself rooted to the spot, your eyes bulging, you heart rate skyrocketing, a cold sweat dripping down your face, and your pants rapidly filling with terror-shit, know that Chuck Norris has finally decided to come for you.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9952 by Nuck Chorris on 2017-07-18
  When Chuck Norris pays you a visit, you'd better fucking pay him tons of cash

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9951 by Nuck Chorris on 2017-07-18
  Chuck Norris can listen to the words AND the beat at the same time.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9950 by Van on 2017-07-17
  Chuck Norris founded Fight Club and YES he can talk about it

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9949 by pHiLi on 2017-07-15
  Chuck Norris' sperm has the consistency of Silly Putty.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9948 by DatGuy on 2017-07-14
  Chuck Norris is so humble he can brag about it

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9947 by DatGuy on 2017-07-14
  Gloria Gaynor didn't survive Chuck Norris

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9946 by chuckookadoo on 2017-07-13
  Chuck Norris's penis is so huge that if he upload it to facebook, it will take you a lifetime scrolling down to reach the bottom of the page.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9945 by chucko on 2017-07-13
  Other than the adamantium bullet. The pressure of chuck norris's piss is enough to kill wolverine.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9944 by Johnny JIm on 2017-07-11
  Chuck Norris doesn't know what yesterday was because he invented tomorrow

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