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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8805 by yuaskinme3 on 2015-01-26
  Chuck Norris doesn't clip his nails with nail clippers, he clips his nails with scissors, and they work perfectly.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8804 by Slim on 2015-01-25
  TV commercials advertise Gorilla Glue. Gorillas repair things with Chuck Norris Glue.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8803 by Nuck Chorris on 2015-01-24
  E=McChuck Norris

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8802 by Slim on 2015-01-23
  The Terminator peed his pants when he turned around and saw Chuck Norris behind him.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8801 by Slim on 2015-01-23
  It's bad for a black cat if it crosses Chuck Norris' path.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8800 by Reece on 2015-01-23
  Chuck Norris doesn't get gas, he uses his own piss to drive his car

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8799 by Chucky on 2015-01-23
  I give up.
  farewell Chuck Norris.
  *shoots himself*

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8798 by Nuck Chorris on 2015-01-23
  Super Mario was based on Chuck Norris, in that as a young man, Norris briefly worked as a plumber. And he loves to take mushrooms and stomp defenseless turtles to death

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8797 by Reece on 2015-01-22
  Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8796 by Squiggy Sims on 2015-01-22
  Chucky has a deep love for Chuck Norris' penis.

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