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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10426 by Jack Hunter on 2019-02-16
  A new movie was to be made called Freddy vs Jason vs Chuck Norris. The movie never got made because on the first day of filming only Chuck was brave enough to show up.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10425 by Jack Hunter on 2019-02-15
  Chuck Norris once killed a charging grizzly bear just by staring at it

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10424 by chorris nuck on 2019-02-14
  chuck norris's dick has a dick of its own and chuck norris's dick's name is Mitt Romney.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10423 by Jack Hunter on 2019-02-14
  Chuck Norris was supposed to be the star of the Matrix Trilogy but they changed their minds because Chuck would have defeated everyone in the first 5 minutes of the film.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10422 by Jack Hunter on 2019-02-10
  Do not get scared when their is an unplanned eclipse of the Sun, it is just Chuck Norris passing by.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10421 by Jack Hunter on 2019-02-07
  Chuck Norris does not celebrate Holidays, the holidays celebrate Chuck Norris

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10420 by Jack Hunter on 2019-02-06
  The photos you see of Atlas holding up the World is actually Chuck Norris when he was a teenager

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10419 by nuck chorris on 2019-02-06
  chuck norris is the reason why pocahontas sang the "Colors of the Wind"... bitch gone crazy 'cause chuck got rid of her.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10418 by Jack Hunter on 2019-02-02
  Whenever a manufacturer designs a new bullet proof vest, The invincible Chuck Norris always volunteers to test it out.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10417 by Marc on 2019-02-01
  Rey Kroc wanted to replace Ronald McDonald with Chuck McNorris but no one dresses Chuck Norris up like a clown and lives.

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