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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9919 by Desmond on 2017-06-21
  During English lessons in grade school, the teacher told her class to submit an essay about "courage". Chuck Norris got an A+ by submitting a blank essay with his name on it.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9918 by Desmond on 2017-06-21
  If it looks like chicken, smells like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, then it's beef.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9917 by oddefy on 2017-06-21
  Why did the Mongol Empire Army lost miserably against Chuck Norris alone? They were surrounded.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9916 by Nuck Chorris on 2017-06-19
  Chuck Norris actually owns a lone wolf he calls McQuade.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9915 by Dale Perry on 2017-06-17
  Chuck Norris can fart and paint it green.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9914 by Dale Perry on 2017-06-17
  Trailer parks will always be scared of a chuck Norris fart

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9913 by Dale Perry on 2017-06-17
  When chuck Norris' friends get constipated they always rely on chuck to work things out

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9912 by Bambi Perry on 2017-06-16
  When chuck Norris was 2 he tore up a crowbar in a sandbox.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9911 by Bambi Perry on 2017-06-16
  When chuck Norris's balls rub together lightning shoots out of his ass.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9910 by Bambi Perry on 2017-06-16
  Chuck Norris can solve a rubica cube with his head up his ass.

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