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Chuck Norris fact / joke 10020 by DatGuy on 2017-10-18
When Chuck Norris was at kindergarten, teachers had to raise their hand if they wanted to speak to 'Mr. Norris'0: 0 -
Chuck Norris fact / joke 10019 by Nuck Chorris on 2017-10-16Chuck Norris always has at least nine pairs of nun-chucks on him at all times, even when butt-naked0: 0
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 10018 by Chuck Norris on 2017-10-06You are hereby invited to join in the festivities. ** Chuck Norris and Dwayne (“The Rock”) Johnson have announced their upcoming wedding. The event will be held on the steps of the San Francisco Courthouse on Friday, October 13, 2017 at 1:30 pm. Reception plans are forthcoming.3: 0
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 10017 by DatGuy on 2017-10-04Capt. Kirk never encountered a situation so serious that he had to set his phaser to 'Chuck Norris'.0: 1
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 10016 by Nuck Chorris on 2017-10-02Chuck Norris recently banned Mark Zuckerberg from posting on Facebook for 28 days, because he disagreed with Mark’s political views.0: 0
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 10015 by Reece on 2017-10-02Chuck Norris' goldfish crackers don't smile back.1: 1
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 10014 by pHiLi on 2017-09-27 Even Chuck Norris stands with hand over heart for the National Anthem. Then he immediately bitch slaps the buttfaces that that didn't.2: 2
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 10013 by DatGuy on 2017-09-26 Chuck Norris has a reserved parking space at the Vatican.
He uses it when the Pope requests an audience with him.0: 1 -
Chuck Norris fact / joke 10012 by Reece on 2017-09-23 When people call Chuck Norris ugly, he rips their balls out and feeds it to them, because Chuck Norris is awesome!1: 1
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 10011 by Reece on 2017-09-23 The Boogeyman has nightmares about Chuck Norris.0: 1