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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10522 by Omnipotent on 2019-07-13
  Chuck Norris can destroy anything even invulnerabel,immortal and indestructible objekts and beings

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10521 by Omnipotent on 2019-07-13
  Chuck Norris is truly absolute immortal , even he can't kill himself

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10520 by ADAN alaniz on 2019-07-13
  When chuck norris does metal weilding he puts the sheid on the metal for its protection

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10519 by ADAN alaniz on 2019-07-13
  When chuck norris metal weilding he puts the sheid on the metal for its protection

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10518 by Omnipotent on 2019-07-13
  Chuck Norris is more powerfull than a omnipotent being

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10517 by Omnipotent on 2019-07-13
  At the beginning Chuck Norris created reality and himself

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10516 by Jack Hunter on 2019-07-12
  I have a sign on my fence that reads " NO Trespassing unless you are Chuck Norris "

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10515 by Seth on 2019-07-07
  When Chuck Norris uses a credit card, the bank owes him money.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10514 by Jack Hunter on 2019-07-03
  If you take a knee during the Anthem, Chuck Norris will break your knee

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10513 by DatGuy on 2019-07-01
  "Tired Mountain Syndrome" is a phenomena observed in mountains which Chuck Norris has climed more than once.

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