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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10177 by Cloud Strife on 2018-04-22
  Chuck Norris trained One Punch Man to be where he is today. Unfortunately, he is still too weak and Chuck needs to train OPM more.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10176 by Cloud Strife on 2018-04-22
  Chuck Norris makes One Punch Man look like 20 punch man

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10174 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-04-21
  When Alexander Graham Bell made the first phone call, all he heard on the other end was Chuck Norris' heavy breathing.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10175 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-04-21
  When Alexander Graham Bell made the first phone call, all he heard on the other end was Chuck Norris' heavy breathing.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10172 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-04-21
  When Alexander Graham Bell made the first phone call, all he heard on the other end was Chuck Norris' heavy breathing.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10173 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-04-21
  When Alexander Graham Bell made the first phone call, all he heard on the other end was Chuck Norris' heavy breathing.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10171 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-04-21
  When Alexander Graham Bell made the first phone call, all he heard on the other end was Chuck Norris' heavy breathing.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10170 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-04-21
  Chuck Norris currently owns the single largest collection of mummified cats in the world. When questioned about the motivation for such a collection, his only reply was "they aren't ripe yet."

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10169 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-04-21
  ALL of Chuck Norris' toes are big toes.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10168 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-04-21
  Chuck Norris knows more than ten thousand ways to molest a panda.

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