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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10325 by Henbury on 2018-09-20
  If Chuck Norris is travelling by airliner and the cabin suddenly de-pressurizes, oxygen masks drop down for all the passengers, allowing Chuck to supply air to all onboard.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10324 by Nick Doe on 2018-09-18
  Chuck Norris has so much sex, he makes the Duggers look like they took a vow of celebacy

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10323 by pHiLi on 2018-09-17
  Chuck Norris recently appeared on the TV show 'Pawn Stars'. He got $23,000 for his used condom.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10322 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-09-17
  Chuck Norris don't have back yard, he has a painforest.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10321 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-09-15
  Chuck Norris actually sang the Walker, Texas Ranger theme song. This is not a joke. He actually fucking sang it.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10320 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-09-15
  Chuck Norris eats cancer for breakfast.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10319 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-09-15
  Chuck Norris: Impregnating virgins, and keeping them that way, since 9 months B.C.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10318 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-09-15
  Chuck Norris wears bear traps for sandals.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10317 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-09-15
  Chuck Norris performs cold fusion in his left testicle, and nuclear fission in his right.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10316 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-09-15
  Chuck Norris tells time by staring directly into the sun.

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