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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10288 by Matt on 2018-08-14
  Chuck Norris can bring a round house kick to a bomb fight, and the bombers will difuse their bombs and run in terror.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10287 by pHiLi on 2018-08-11
  It took the sperm of a thousand men to create Chuck Norris. His mother was obviously a whore.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10286 by Michael Shay on 2018-08-11
  My grandpa keeps Chuck Norris' head mounted on his wall.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10285 by Michael Shay on 2018-08-11
  My grandpa keeps Chuck Norris' head mounted on his wall.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10284 by Cody Gonzales on 2018-08-10
  Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the Hulk in the face. Then, the Hulk headed for the swamps, and tells everyone he goes by "Shrek."

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10283 by DatGuy on 2018-08-08
  International timezones were created when Chuck Norris decided to jog around the world and check his pace on his watch every hour.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10282 by Leto II on 2018-08-07
  Chuck Norris can beat the Minus World.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10281 by pHiLi on 2018-08-05
  Chuck Norris' bidet is equipped with 3 crotch blowers

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10280 by DatGuy on 2018-08-05
  Bears give each other Chuck Norris hugs.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10279 by DatGuy on 2018-08-05
  When Steven Seagal was announced as the special US-Russia envoy, Chuck Norris streched his arms with interlocked fingers and smiled.

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