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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10350 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-10-19
  The movie "Shaft" was Chuck Norris' penis's biopic.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10349 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-10-19
  Chuck Norris takes no prisoners, but he does take their wives.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10348 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-10-19
  Not only does Chuck Norris talk in the third person, he sees in the third person.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10347 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-10-19
  'Two And A Half Men' was originally a show only about Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10346 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-10-19
  Chuck Norris has two speeds: 'kill' and 'fuck your girlfriend.'

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10345 by jeffreyc on 2018-10-15
  Chuck Norris can order sushi in China

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10344 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-10-15
  Chuck Norris made fetch happen.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10343 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-10-09
  Chuck Norris works the clit like a goddamn DJ.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10342 by Joseph Hecht on 2018-10-07
  FACT! CHUCK NORRIS LEAVES A LASTING IMPRESSION - WITH HIS BOOT !

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10341 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-10-04
  If you want to wear the same cologne as Chuck Norris, you'll be disappointed to find that Chuck Norris doesn't wear cologne. For two hundred dollars, however, Mr. Norris will fart on your chest before you go on a date.

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