New Chuck Norris Facts | New Chuck Norris Jokes

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8883 by Nuck Chorris on 2015-02-28
  Chuck Norris doesn't want to steal One Direction's girl. he has standards

  0

  : 1
• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8882 by Nuck Chorris on 2015-02-28
  Chuck Norris taught Professor Keating how to get away with murder.

  0

  : 1
• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8881 by Nuck Chorris on 2015-02-26
  Chuck Norris's childhood is known to some as the Jungle Book

  2

  : 0
• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8880 by Nuck Chorris on 2015-02-26
  Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.

  1

  : 1
• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8879 by Nuck Chorris on 2015-02-26
  Chuck Norris is so fast that the GPS speaks to him in the past tense.

  3

  : 0

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8878 by Nuck Chorris on 2015-02-26
  The Old Spice Man aspires to smell like Chuck Norris

  4

  : 0
• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8877 by Nuck Chorris on 2015-02-26
  When Chuck Norris goes to the airport, TSA agents grope themselves.

  4

  : 0
• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8876 by Nuck Chorris on 2015-02-26
  Chuck Norris...the Man, the Legend, but never the Myth.

  3

  : 0
• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8875 by Nuck Chorris on 2015-02-26
  Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies

  3

  : 1
• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8874 by Nuck Chorris on 2015-02-26
  When Chuck Norris calls you your options are "Answer" or "Answer".

  3

  : 0

• 1
• 2
• 3
• 4
• 5
• 6
• 7
• 8
• 9
• 10
• 11
• 12
• 13
• 14
• 15
• Next

chucknorrism.com is a satire website for the Internet phenomenon "Chuck Norris Facts" or "Chuck Norris Jokes".
Did you ever come up with a Chuck Norris joke and wanted to share with others? This is the place where you can do just that. Submit a Chuck Norris Fact and get started!