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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5971 by cab114 on 2012-05-16
  So Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and comes out an hour later, drunk.
  
  
  
  
  
  There were no survivors in the bar.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5970 by Teh best on 2012-05-16
  It wasn't the North Star the Three Wise Men were following it was Chuck Norris' aura.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5969 by Teh best on 2012-05-16
  Chuck Norris' anniversary present for his wife was giving birth to the baby for her.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5968 by pHiLi on 2012-05-16
  Chuck Norris once snuck in to a free concert.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5967 by pHiLi on 2012-05-16
  Once, when crossing a RR track while riding his horse, Chuck Norris was struck by an Amtrak train. He was the only survivor.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5966 by pHiLi on 2012-05-16
  Chuck Norris' urine is used to disinfect hospital emergency rooms.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5965 by pHiLi on 2012-05-16
  Chuck Norris cleverly makes freezer bags out of gorilla scrotums.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5964 by pHiLi on 2012-05-16
  Chuck Norris sold eBay on eBay.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5963 by pHiLi on 2012-05-16
  Chuck Norris cuts his steak with a plastic spoon.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5962 by pHiLi on 2012-05-16
  Chuck Norris audits the IRS.

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