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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10041 by Dory on 2018-01-09
  Chuck norris irons his shirts while hes wearing them.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10040 by Kris on 2018-01-07
  When Chuck Norris goes to an art gallery the art looks at HIM.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10039 by pHiLi on 2017-12-30
  Chuck Norris is so manly that he even has to shave his eyeballs.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10038 by pHiLi on 2017-12-29
  Chuck Norris once smoked anthrax and snorted asbestos just to win a $5 bet.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10037 by Bruce Lee on 2017-12-27
  Here´s a Chuck Norris Fact I kicked his ass

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10036 by Henbury on 2017-12-26
  Behind each door of the Chuck Norris advent calendar there isn't a chocolate Santa - but a roundhouse kick to the face.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10035 by Nathan Kosanke on 2017-12-24
  Chuck Norris always carries around four weapons of mass destruction: His arms and his legs

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10034 by Nathan Kosanke on 2017-12-24
  People wanted to add Chuck Norris to Mount Rushmore, but the granite was not tough enough for his beard.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10033 by Nathan Kosanke on 2017-12-24
  John Wilkes Booth was trying to kill CHUCK NORRIS he just missed and hit Lincoln.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10032 by Jcker on 2017-12-23
  One time, a man accidentally spilled his drink on Chuck Norris.
  
  The man was found dead 600 miles away, ten minutes later.

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