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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8227 by pHiLi on 2014-07-23
  A little know fact is that ObamaCare pays for Morphine, Oxycontin and reconstructive surgery for those few survivors of a Chuck Norris beating.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8226 by Slim on 2014-07-22
  Tim Leatherman, inventer of the Leatherman multitool carries a Chuck Norris Tool.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8225 by Thom Macy on 2014-07-22
  Superman has a Chuck Norris tattoo.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8224 by pHiLi on 2014-07-22
  On every continent of the world, there is a sandwich named after Chuck Norris. On the North American continent it's the Knuckle Sandwich.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8223 by Slim on 2014-07-20
  Chuck Norris does not pay bills, bills PAY Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8222 by bastardo on 2014-07-19
  Madonna was a quiet unassuming virgin before her date with Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8221 by Topdawg on 2014-07-19
  Check yourself before you wreck yourself....... Cos roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris is bad for your health.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8220 by bastardo on 2014-07-19
  BB guns are considered nonlethal weapons...except when in the hands of Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8219 by Nuck Chorris on 2014-07-19
  Chuck Norris has two dollar signs tattooed on his sack.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8218 by Nuck Chorris on 2014-07-19
  Paparazzi stay the FUCK away from Chuck Norris

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