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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10378 by sirron kcuhc on 2018-12-07
  chuck norris doesn't believe the earth is flat but he can make it flat if you want.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10377 by JCNorris on 2018-11-30
  Chuck Norris puts laughter in manslaughter

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10376 by DatGuy on 2018-11-25
  The term 'Life Threatening Injuries' was found on the packaging on the first-ever Chuck Norris Action Figure.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10375 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-11-24
  Chuck Norris made hate crimes funny again.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10374 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-11-24
  The Chuck Norris action figure is responsible for 84 percent of all cases of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10373 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-11-24
  During the last Ice Age, Mr. T and Chuck Norris encountered each other on a lonesome path in the Alps. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created France.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10372 by Mike Oxhard on 2018-11-22
  Chuck Norris once stopped at a Interstate Rest Area only to find that the men's rest rooms were out of order. Still needing to relieve himself, Chuck pissed in the gas tank of an 18 wheeler, that semi truck is known today as Optimus Prime.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10371 by J on 2018-11-22
  An alien once visited Chuck Norris. As a souvenir, Chuck gave him 5 of his playing marbles. That alien is now known as Thanos.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10370 by Mike Oxhard on 2018-11-22
  Chuck Norris once fell asleep while fishing and when he woke up, his boat had drifted on to the island of Themyscira (a.k.a. Wonder Woman's Island). There were very few survivors, most of Wonder Woman's Amazon sisters died of crushed pelvises. The rest were hospitalized in critical condition for terminal orgasm disorder.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10369 by Jcker on 2018-11-14
  Chuck Norris can text you from a blocked number.

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