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Chuck Norris fact / joke 8234 by pHiLi on 2014-07-28
Chuck Norris won the 2014 Pulitzer Prize for his 874 page short story called "Me, Chuck Norris".0: 0 -
Chuck Norris fact / joke 8233 by pHiLi on 2014-07-28Chuck Norris trained his pet mountain lions to nurse baby sheep and later fed them back to the mountain lions thus perpetuating mountain lion existence.0: 0
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 8232 by pHiLi on 2014-07-28After the start of the race, Chuck Norris took a two day vacation in Italy, eviscerated a Yeti in Switzerland, then won the Tour de France by riding backwards on a tricycle while potty training a wolverine.0: 0
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 8231 by pHiLi on 2014-07-28Having a tick on the head of your dick is better than receiving a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in your neck.0: 0
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 8230 by pHiLi on 2014-07-28Chuck Norris was recently transported to a Waco, TX hospital Emergency Room. Once there, he supervised clean up the blood, hair and skull fragments of his most recent beatings.0: 0
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 8229 by pHiLi on 2014-07-28Chuck Norris invented Kotex MaxiPads. Originally they were used in hospital ER's to stop profuse bleeding from any part of his victim's body.0: 0
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 8228 by pHiLi on 2014-07-27 The Dynamic Duo was originally called Chuck Norris and Batman. When Chuck Norris got bored and retired, Batman got promoted and added Robin to the team.0: 1
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 8227 by pHiLi on 2014-07-23 A little know fact is that ObamaCare pays for Morphine, Oxycontin and reconstructive surgery for those few survivors of a Chuck Norris beating.0: 0
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 8226 by Slim on 2014-07-22 Tim Leatherman, inventer of the Leatherman multitool carries a Chuck Norris Tool.0: 1
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 8225 by Thom Macy on 2014-07-22 Superman has a Chuck Norris tattoo.0: 1