A man once told Chuck Norris that he should go and "grow himself a pair"
Chuck Norris did - and grew himself another pair of fists, with predictable consequences for that man.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 10503 by DatGuy on 2019-06-15
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 10502 by Jack Hunter on 2019-06-14Tough Guys of History
#1) Sampson
#2) Hercules
#3) Superman
#4) Chuck Norris0: 1 -
Chuck Norris fact / joke 10501 by DatGuy on 2019-06-14When Chuck Norris lays on a couch - the couch has an orgasm0: 1
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 10500 by Michael on 2019-06-07Bobby Fischer's last chess game was against Chuck Norris. It ended in Chuckmate.0: 2
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 10499 by Nuck Chorris on 2019-06-07Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He rapes.3: 0
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 10498 by Nuck Chorris on 2019-06-07Chuck Norris can bench-press a lead tank on Jupiter without needing to pause to adjust his wang inside of Claudia Schiffer.1: 0
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 10497 by Nuck Chorris on 2019-06-06 The two strongest branches of the armed forces are both attached to Chuck Norris.0: 1
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 10496 by Jack Hunter on 2019-06-03 The police stop rounds with their bullet proof vests. Chuck Norris catches bullets with his teeth.0: 2
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 10495 by Jack Hunter on 2019-06-03 Once a year people go to Spain for the running of the bulls. Also Once a year the bulls go to Texas to run with Chuck Norris.0: 4
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 10494 by Mohan on 2019-06-03 Chuck Norris once killed a rock by stabbing it with piece of his chest hair.0: 0