Chuck Norris Fact / Joke No. 10021

Chuck Norris fact / joke 10021 by DatGuy on 2017-10-19
The North Pole used to be a habitable landmass with forests, lakes, mountains and plains - until a young Chuck Norris sent his christmas list to Santa and didn't get all that he asked for.

As an aside, this is origin of the phrase "vengeance is a dish best served cold"
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