Chuck Norris Fact / Joke No. 10189

Chuck Norris fact / joke 10189 by DatGuy on 2018-05-02
Chuck Norris once tried to grow his hair long.

After a while his immune system rejected it as not being manly enough for Chuck, so he discarded it.

Steven Seagal picked up this hair and had it woven into the ponytail that he wears to this day.

This explains why Seagal has any martial skills at all.
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