Chuck Norris Fact / Joke No. 10219

Chuck Norris fact / joke 10219 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-06-06
Physicists had long noted certain anomalies in their readings, which spiked every July 4th. Decades of research and millions of dollars confirmed their hypothesis that Chuck Norris's patriotism-induced boner was so powerful that it was warping the fabric of space-time.
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