Chuck Norris Fact / Joke No. 10294

Chuck Norris fact / joke 10294 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-08-22
If you put a picture of Chuck Norris on a record turntable and play it backward, you'll hear the Walker, Texas Ranger theme song followed by a raspy voice that says, "Seven days." Seven days later, Chuck Norris will explode into your home and raid your fridge.
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