Chuck Norris Fact / Joke No. 10370

Chuck Norris fact / joke 10370 by Mike Oxhard on 2018-11-22
Chuck Norris once fell asleep while fishing and when he woke up, his boat had drifted on to the island of Themyscira (a.k.a. Wonder Woman's Island). There were very few survivors, most of Wonder Woman's Amazon sisters died of crushed pelvises. The rest were hospitalized in critical condition for terminal orgasm disorder.
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