Chuck Norris Fact / Joke No. 2298

Chuck Norris fact / joke 2298 by SPARTA! on 2010-07-13
The goverment called Chuck Norris to ask him to destroy an asteroid the size of Texas.Chuck Norris then rode on top of a rocket with nothing but a fork and a cherrybomb.Needless to say, the asteroid lost.
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