Chuck Norris Fact / Joke No. 9888

Chuck Norris fact / joke 9888 by Nuck Chorris on 2017-05-18
If you look under your bed in the middle of the night and see Chuck Norris staring at you, his eyes glowing red and a huge grin on his face, don't scream. Just lie back down, don't move, don't make a sound, and pray that he doesn't stab you through the mattress. Sweet dreams.
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