Chuck Norris Fact / Joke No. 9953

Chuck Norris fact / joke 9953 by Nuck Chorris on 2017-07-18
If you ever find yourself rooted to the spot, your eyes bulging, you heart rate skyrocketing, a cold sweat dripping down your face, and your pants rapidly filling with terror-shit, know that Chuck Norris has finally decided to come for you.
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