Chuck Norris Fact / Joke No. 9971

Chuck Norris fact / joke 9971 by Henbury on 2017-09-01
Kim Jong-un used to be a skinny academic until he read this about Chuck Norris:

"Chuck Norris once tried to teach a fat, stupid kid Martial Arts. Unsuccessfully. The kid grew up to be Steven Seagal."
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