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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2389 by
Adam
on 2010-09-08
Chuck Norris always drives alone, because nobody is willing to get into a car with Chuck Norris,in case if a punch buggy were to drive by.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2388 by
Adam
on 2010-09-08
What killed off the dinosaurs, go ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2387 by
Anthony
on 2010-09-08
Chuck Norris was once in Russia, people now remember it as "In Soviet Russia"
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2386 by
dude
on 2010-09-08
Chuck norris walked into a gay bar and came out with cindy crawford chuck gets the women anytime anywhere.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2385 by
Carlos
on 2010-09-07
Chuck Norris created Hugh Jackman Jokes so he would stop getting fan mail. Needless to say, it didn't work.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2384 by
Guest
on 2010-09-06
Chuck Norris is so money he's accepted at all highstreet retailers.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2383 by
Guest
on 2010-09-06
Gangsters scare their children with stories of Keyser Soze. Keyser Soze just says the words 'Chuck' or 'Norris' to scare his; even Soze wouldn't fully say 'Chuck Norris' to his kids, that would be sick.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2382 by
Guest
on 2010-09-06
Charlie Chaplin lost a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest to Chuck Norris. No one beats Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2381 by
Carlos
on 2010-09-06
When life gives Chuck Norris lemons, he demands oranges and gets them.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2380 by
Carlos
on 2010-09-06
There is no spoon because Chuck Norris took it.
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