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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5387 by Lokomottiv on 2012-02-06
  Chuck Norris can make necrophilia trendy

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5386 by Beercan on 2012-02-06
  Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5385 by Beercan on 2012-02-06
  Chuck Norris can smoke a whole bush of ganja without getting stoned.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5384 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-02-06
  The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. They both were then shot and skinned by Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5383 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-02-06
  Chuck Norris makes a rock and a hard place look like a threesome.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5382 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-02-06
  Chuck Norris' beard survives by absorbing other beards.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5381 by Beercan on 2012-02-05
  Chuck Norris puts the "hurt" in yoghurt.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5380 by Chris Gambino on 2012-02-05
  Chuck Norris was fired from the show "Axe Men". The producers didn't think cutting down whole forests with your teeth was appropriate for children.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5379 by pHiLi on 2012-02-05
  Chuck Norris often bathes in municipal cesspools. Afterwards, Aquafina, Dasani & Evian are quick to capitalize on this opportunity to purchase low cost purified water.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5378 by Beercan on 2012-02-05
  Chuck Norris puts the "ouch" in couch.

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