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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5297 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  Saddam Hussein didn't have weapons of mass destruction. Chuck Norris does. He is one.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5296 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  The only man-made structure on earth that can be seen from the moon is Chuck Norris erection.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5295 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  When Chuck Norris shoots his cum-load this is referred to in the media as a tsunami

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5294 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  Chuck Norris is so modest that his ranch isn't called "Chuck Norris's ranch." It is simply called "Texas".

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5293 by pHiLi on 2012-01-31
  Chuck Norris can hit a barn door with a broad's side.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5292 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  Chuck Norris happened to bump into a tower with his erection during a visit to Pisa, Italy. This tower is now called the leaning tower of Pisa.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5291 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5290 by pHiLi on 2012-01-31
  Chuck Norris can see around corners.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5289 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  Chuck Norris invented winning.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5288 by pHiLi on 2012-01-31
  Chuck Norris installed Skynet on his iPod.

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