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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1645 by boby on 2010-02-01
  Chuck Norris bleeds awesomeness, not blood.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1644 by Toby n Roberto on 2010-02-01
  Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls
  This is because hair cannot grow out of steel

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1643 by Toby n Roberto on 2010-02-01
  There is only 1 person in the world who can kill Chuck Norris, ITS HIS EVIL TWIN Chack Norris

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1642 by Mike on 2010-01-29
  Remember the Where's Waldo craze back in the '90s?
  
  Chuck Norris found him.
  
  He is no more.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1641 by Mike on 2010-01-29
  Chuck Norris can invoke a Blue Screen of Death in a Mac and a Linux box through fear.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1640 by CharlieButton on 2010-01-29
  Chuck Norris terminated the terminator.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1639 by CharlieButton on 2010-01-29
  Chuck Norris kicked Maggie and the Ferocious Beast so hard they woke up in Nowhere Land.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1638 by CharlieButton on 2010-01-29
  Chuck Norris can rob a drunk guy's gun store.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1637 by CharlieButton on 2010-01-29
  Chuck Norris can ride a bike. Without getting on.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1636 by Christian on 2010-01-28
  Chuck Norris can watch TV...on his GameBoy...

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