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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2274 by adena on 2010-07-06
  When Chuck Norris was younger, he wore cowboy boots, had a red beard and could deliver a fatal roundhouse kick. Knowing this one could imply that Chuck Norris has always been awesome.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2273 by adena on 2010-07-06
  *Chuck Norris is an acronym, it means:
  
  Crushing
  Heads
  Under
  Cars and
  Kicking
  
  Ninjas
  Over
  Rail
  Roads and
  Into
  Space

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2272 by adena on 2010-07-06
  If you ever try to drop kick Chuck Norris, you should stay down there.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2271 by adena on 2010-07-06
  Chuck Norris’s mom once told an anonymous source that she saw Chuck Norris cry when he was younger. Unfortunately before this was verified, his mother unexpectedly died of “old age.”

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2270 by adena on 2010-07-06
  When Chuck Norris goes for a physical, the doctor is too afraid to get close enough for an examination, so he only examines him from afar, grading him on his overall physical appearance, which of course, is always perfect.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2269 by adena on 2010-07-06
  For every foot that comes well packed with force, fear, pain and suffering, that foot is connected to a leg and that leg, with muscles like steel, is bound forever strong to a creature known as Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2268 by adena on 2010-07-06
  Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the head, his foot will actually go through your skin, skull and brain, then reappear out the other side. This is not magic, this is power. And if you survive, that would be magic.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2267 by AdamDirty on 2010-07-06
  When nine hundred number operators get lonely at night, they call Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2266 by Gabriel on 2010-07-05
  Satan would donate his soul to Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2265 by Gabriel on 2010-07-05
  Chuck Norris can shoot you down by the Ctrl-Alt-Del menu.

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