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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5267 by pHiLi on 2012-01-30
  Chuck Norris buys all of his horses, long horn steers, feed and water at 7-11 convenience stores.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5266 by pHiLi on 2012-01-30
  A Chuck Norris stare can turn a Swan into an ugly duckling.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5265 by pHiLi on 2012-01-30
  Chuck Norris' Blackberry is a blackberry.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5264 by pHiLi on 2012-01-30
  Chuck Norris can get free internet access, text messages and smart phone app functionality from train station pay phones.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5263 by pHiLi on 2012-01-30
  Chuck Norris' one & only time of weakness occurred when he recieved a Sarah Palin rim job.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5262 by Diesel on 2012-01-30
  Chuck Norris swims in active volcanos to cool off.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5261 by pHiLi on 2012-01-30
  Chuck Norris invented beer & pizza. He also invented the wheel but it doesn't taste as good at a Superbowl parties.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5260 by pHiLi on 2012-01-30
  Chuck Norris was manufactured in Switzerland & is the world's only automaton killing machine ever assembled.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5259 by Joe on 2012-01-29
  Chuck Norris won American idol using only sign language.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5258 by Joe on 2012-01-29
  Chuck Norris is FAR too sexy for Right Said Fred.

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