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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1625 by Evil Matthew on 2010-01-27
  The reason Link can't speak is because he got a roundhouse kick in the throat by an unidentified bearded man "Scientists believe him to be Chuck Norris"

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1624 by Evil Matthew on 2010-01-27
  Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air, air breathes Chuck Norris's foot.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1623 by dough on 2010-01-25
  When a young boy asked for Chuck Norris' autograph, he gave him a good solid kick to the face and left a permanent boot mark. This is Chuck's unique autograph, and that boy's face is now worth more money than the treasure from King Tut's tomb.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1622 by dough on 2010-01-25
  Every-so-often Chuck Norris will cut a hole into a cement block and proceed to fuck it because he really enjoys "rough sex".

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1621 by dough on 2010-01-25
  There is only way to determine if Chuck Norris likes you- Are you still alive to read this?

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1620 by dough on 2010-01-25
  For entertainment purposes, Chuck Norris serves rum&coke and spiked punch as refreshments at AA meetings.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1619 by dough on 2010-01-25
  Some men hunt deer for sport. Chuck Norris hunts hunters for sport and his penis hunts virgins for sport.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1618 by dough on 2010-01-25
  One time Sylvester Stallone got into an argument with Chuck Norris over who was the best knitter. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face. Stallone's lip hasn't been the same since.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1617 by dough on 2010-01-25
  Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris masturbating.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1616 by Evan Ramirez on 2010-01-24
  What came first the Chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris did.

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