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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5257 by Chuck Norris on 2012-01-29
  Chuck Norris Lost his virginity before his Dad...

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5256 by pHiLi on 2012-01-29
  There are many people in this old world that have had an eyeball knocked out of one of their eye sockets because they say that they didn't see a Chuck Norris roundhouse coming. They all say that they have learned a valuable lesson & from now on they'll always keep an eye out for Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5255 by dood on 2012-01-28
  Chuck Norris won the Tour De France...on reverse

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5254 by asdo on 2012-01-28
  Chuck Norris won a boxing match in a straight jacket.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5253 by ... on 2012-01-28
  When playing Minecraft, make a new world with the name and seed both being "Chuck Norris". Even on peaceful, you will be surrounded by 1,000,000 endermen when at the spawn.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5252 by ... on 2012-01-28
  @Chuck Norris fack/joke 5251: Wait, is it possible to get that achievement in 0.31? Maybe even if you're NOT Chuck Norris... if you can.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5251 by ... on 2012-01-28
  Chuck Norris once won a non-glitchy, non-buggy edition of vanilla Minecraft before he even got the "Getting Wood" achievement. It was version Indev 0.30. Only Chuck Norris can play Minecraft Indev 0.30. For everyone else, the oldest Minecraft Indev version is 0.31.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5250 by xx on 2012-01-28
  The A-Team originally was to have only 1 member: Chuck Norris. But when NBC couldn't meet Chuck's salary demands, they had to replace him with the quartet of B.A., Face, Hannibal and Murdock.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5249 by NIKKI MINAJ on 2012-01-27
  i LOVE TO SUCK CHUCK NORRIS DICKS

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5247 by Dustin Waiau on 2012-01-27
  you suck Chuck Norris i love justin bieber

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