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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5248 by Dustin Waiau on 2012-01-27
  you suck Chuck Norris i love justin bieber

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5246 by pHiLi on 2012-01-27
  The one and only time Chuck Norris ever took a hit of LSD, he wrote the theme song to 'The Beverly Hillbillies".

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5245 by Megabyte on 2012-01-27
  Chuck Norris can curdle water just by looking at it.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5244 by pHiLi on 2012-01-27
  Some creatures fatally confuse Chuck Norris' beard with a rain forrest.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5243 by jrfm on 2012-01-26
  Chuck Norris always have butterflies in his stomach because he eats butterflies for breakfast

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5242 by Sturdyj on 2012-01-26
  Tim Tebow prays to Chuck Norris

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5241 by Mac on 2012-01-26
  Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick your face with his pinky finger.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5240 by Huck Orris on 2012-01-26
  The security cost for the London 2012 olympic games is £553 million, only because Chuck Norris decided to give the UK Government a 50% discount.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5239 by Joseph Antosh on 2012-01-26
  Jimmy Fallon has to ask Chuck Norris permission "to make it rain up in here".

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5238 by Joseph Antosh on 2012-01-26
  Keith Stone thinks Chuck Norris is smooth.

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