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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 6946 by mud on 2013-04-07
  Chuck Norris has a cave troll.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 6945 by mud on 2013-04-06
  If the Dos Equis guy were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume. If Chuck Norris were to pat you on the back, you would die.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 6944 by mud on 2013-04-06
  Chuck Norris is the only person ever to ace a Rorschach test.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 6943 by mud on 2013-04-06
  When Neil Armstrong stepped onto the Moon, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him 900 yards and said, "That's one giant leap for a man, and a long damn wait for me."

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 6942 by pHiLi on 2013-04-03
  Chuck Norris found an extra Ping golf club sock in his dryer.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 6941 by mud on 2013-04-03
  Chuck Norris names ships by pissing into the sides of them.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 6940 by John on 2013-04-02
  When Chuck Norris was 8 years old, he raped a pedophile

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 6939 by mud on 2013-04-02
  Respected archaeologists fight over Chuck Norris's discarded apple cores.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 6938 by mud on 2013-04-02
  You can see Chuck Norris's charisma from space.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 6937 by mud on 2013-04-02
  Chuck Norris has never lost a sock.

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