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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2226 by Bryant C. on 2010-06-20
  Chuck Norris can make water cry.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2225 by Bryant C. on 2010-06-20
  Chuck Norris can count past infinity.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2224 by alex on 2010-06-19
  Q:how many chuck norris's does it take to screw in a lightbulb
  A:none the lightbulb dosent want to be alone in the dark with chuck norris

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2223 by alex on 2010-06-19
  u know how there r ufo sightings those arent ufo's those r frisbees chuck norris threw

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2222 by Jonathan on 2010-06-18
  Chuck Norris will never be on Mythbusters because everything Chuck does is not myth!

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2221 by Steve Condrey on 2010-06-17
  Chuck Norris was able to defeat Superman because his beard is made of pure kryptonite.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2220 by chuck on 2010-06-17
  evertime chuck norris farts a city is destoryed

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2219 by Dema5000 on 2010-06-16
  chuck norris doesant need a maricale for the ocean to split he just walks in and the ocean getss the fuck out of the way

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2218 by flying carpet on 2010-06-16
  chuck norris can make a carpet fly

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2217 by season on 2010-06-16
  chuck norris invented roundhouse kicking season

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