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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5226 by pHiLi on 2012-01-25
Chuck Norris overheard an old man complain that his Metamucil just wasn't providing enough fiber to take care of business. So, a kind Chuck Norris rammed an oak tree up the old man's ass, lit it up with a flame thrower and yelled: "fire in the hole".5: 1 -
Chuck Norris fact / joke 5225 by pHiLi on 2012-01-25Chuck Norris' crotch cakes do not taste like Twinkies.4: 0
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5224 by pHiLi on 2012-01-24In the late 1800's Chuck Norris' nickname was "Polio". And the reason for that nickname was not sloely because he has iron lungs.4: 1
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5223 by Mike M on 2012-01-24When steroids want to get Bigger Stronger and faster they take injections filled with Chuck Norris's sweat1: 0
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5222 by KEVIN CARTER on 2012-01-24The Manny Pacquiao-Floyd Mayweather Jr. fight does not push through because CHUCK NORRIS's share is too much. He's asking for $1 Billion.2: 1
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5221 by billybobjoe on 2012-01-24chuck norris can play angry birds, listen to music and watch movies on a pay-phone... and all for free1: 0
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5220 by billybobjoe on 2012-01-24 Chuck Norris can bake a turkey, a ham and 3 pumpkin pies, all at once inside an easy-bake oven3: 3
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5219 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-24 Chuck Norris once threw a grenade which killed 50 people...then it exlpoded.2: 9
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5218 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-24 Chuck Norris is the only person on earth who can make a mullet look cool.3: 0
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5217 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-24 Time stops whenever Chuck Norris takes his shades out of his pocket and slowly puts them on.2: 0