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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1735 by Yoda on 2010-02-27
  The so-called imaginary numbers used to be real numbers, till Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked them to oblivion. This incident is also responsible for most of the mysteries of the Universe.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1734 by Yoda on 2010-02-27
  There is a saying "Only the good die young". Chuck Norris was born before Christ.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1733 by Yoda on 2010-02-27
  When Chuck Norris watches a movie, you can notice an unmistakable fear on the faces of the actors on the screen.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1732 by Yoda on 2010-02-27
  Chuck Norris did not learn French. He invented French.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1731 by Nc Panther on 2010-02-27
  Chuck Norris can see John Cena.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1730 by Nc panther on 2010-02-27
  Chuck Norris don't wait for Santa Clause,Santa Clause waits for Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1729 by connor and tim on 2010-02-26
  once a cobra bit Chuck Norris, after 5 days of pain the cobra died.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1728 by connor and tim on 2010-02-26
  Chuck Norris is gay!

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1727 by Huey on 2010-02-25
  Chuck Norris got so pissed off at IE6 he roundhouse kicked it and to this day it still can't render css properly.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1726 by clancy on 2010-02-25
  why did the chicken cross the road.....it didn't chuck norris threw it

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