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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5961 by pHiLi on 2012-05-16
  Chuck Norris knows 10 different ways to spell Bob

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5960 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-05-15
  Chuck Norris uses a tanned and cured ox scrotum as a hackey-sack.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5959 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-05-15
  Women are magnetically drawn to Chuck Norris' wang. It's actually caused a number of horrible injuries.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5958 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-05-15
  If Chuck Norris gave you a back rub, the coroner would swear you swallowed a hand grenade.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5957 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-05-15
  Chuck Norris briefly replaced Flea in the Red Hot Chili Peppers in the early 80's. He had to wear two socks.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5956 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-05-15
  It's all fun and games until Chuck Norris pulls your eyes out with a socket wrench.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5955 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-05-15
  Chuck Norris turned down the role of Han Solo's father.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5954 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-05-15
  Once, while tooling around in his Delorean, Chuck Norris accidentally went 4.5 billion years into the past. Before returning to the present, he hocked a wad of phlegm out the window. And that is how all life on earth began.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5953 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-05-15
  By simply twisting the head of his penis, Chuck Norris can alter his urine stream from spray to mist.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5952 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-05-15
  Only one woman has ever survived a slow dance with Chuck Norris, and she was a jeep.

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