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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5206 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-24

Chuck Norris can lick his eyebrows and breathe through his ears. That's why the ladies love him so much.

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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5205 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-24

Chuck Norris can rap over 700 syllables a minute

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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5204 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-24

Chuck Norris grinds black pepper with his ass-cheeks.

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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5203 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-24

Chuck Norris can open an umbrella up your ass.

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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5202 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-24

Chuck Norris gave Dr. House that limp. Needless to say, he was extremely lucky.

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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5201 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-24

Lindsay Lohan was actually on her way to having a great acting career before Chuck Norris sodomized her.

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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5200 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-24

Chuck Norris' jetpack has a drink holder.

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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5199 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-24

For St. Patrick's day, Chuck Norris caught and crucified a Leprechaun, drank six kegs of green beer and roundhouse kicked the mayor of Boston.

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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5198 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-24

Chuck Norris usually has broken all ten commandments before his morning steak and whiskey.

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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5197 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-24

Chuck Norris was originally going to star in the movie 127 Hours, but was dropped when producers relized they would have to change the name of the movie to 8.3 Seconds.

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