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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10303 by DatGuy on 2018-09-01
  Chuck Norris was born in the 'Chuck Norris wing' of his local hospital which was named after him to commerate his conception.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10302 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-09-01
  When opportunity knocks, Chuck Norris opens the door and shoots opportunity in the face with a shotgun, then goes and finds Ms. Opportunity and has his way with her

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10301 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-09-01
  Bigfoot is a piece of Chuck Norris' beard that gained sentience and escaped.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10300 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-09-01
  Chuck Norris is the reason why you touch yourself at night.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10299 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-09-01
  Chuck Norris took over the part of Captain Kirk on Star Trek for three seasons, but is such a talented actor that nobody noticed.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10298 by DatGuy on 2018-08-26
  Chuck Norris was born in a wing of his local hospital that was already named the 'Chuck Norris Wing'.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10297 by g davis on 2018-08-24
  chuck norris can hack the pentagon with an etch-a-sketch

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10296 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-08-24
  Donkey Kong is on like Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10295 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-08-22
  On a hot Texas day, Chuck Norris heard someone say, "It's not the heat, it's the humidity that will kill you." Chuck immediately threw him into the sun.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10294 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-08-22
  If you put a picture of Chuck Norris on a record turntable and play it backward, you'll hear the Walker, Texas Ranger theme song followed by a raspy voice that says, "Seven days." Seven days later, Chuck Norris will explode into your home and raid your fridge.

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