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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10034 by Nathan Kosanke on 2017-12-24
  People wanted to add Chuck Norris to Mount Rushmore, but the granite was not tough enough for his beard.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10033 by Nathan Kosanke on 2017-12-24
  John Wilkes Booth was trying to kill CHUCK NORRIS he just missed and hit Lincoln.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10032 by Jcker on 2017-12-23
  One time, a man accidentally spilled his drink on Chuck Norris.
  
  The man was found dead 600 miles away, ten minutes later.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10031 by DatGuy on 2017-11-23
  As a child, Chuck Norris once had a nightmare.
  
  The nightmare woke up screaming.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10030 by Beau McDean on 2017-11-06
  Champions is the breakfast of Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10029 by Marco on 2017-11-04
  Chuck Norris always wins at poker, holding Uno cards

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10028 by Marco on 2017-11-04
  Chuck Norris always at poker, holding Uno cards

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10027 by Nuck Chorris on 2017-11-02
  Chuck Norris deports native americans

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10026 by Gage Nelson on 2017-11-02
  Andre Nickatina asked Chuck Norris what his status was. He said Cobra. Even Chuck knows not to disagree Dre Dog.
  
  P.S. Chuck Norris is the man

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10025 by DatGuy on 2017-11-01
  The first time Chuck Norris had a medical, the doctor discovered he had Hammertoe.
  
  All of his toes were actually hammers.

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