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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9721 by the olive man on 2016-10-17
  Mr Miyagi catches fly's with chop sticks, Chuck Norris catches them with his dick.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9720 by ... on 2016-10-11
  Chuck Norris knows when you insult him, and he WILL find you.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9719 by ●○ on 2016-10-10
  Re: Joke #9716
  
  Instead of playing "Kick the Can", why didn't they play "Kick the Crap Outta Chuck Norris"?

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9718 by Nuck Chorris on 2016-10-09
  Chuck Norris invented Jackie Chan and Jet Li after roundhouse kicking Bruce Lee in half.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9717 by ¤ on 2016-10-08
  Chuck Norris' movies are so boring, I'd rather sit and watch paint dry on a wall.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9716 by pHiLi on 2016-09-29
  Some kids played kick the can during summer. When Chuck Norris was a kid, he played kick the beer keg.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9715 by ☆ on 2016-09-25
  Chuck Norris is so ugly, when he was born, the doctor slapped his mother instead of him.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9714 by Seth Yankee on 2016-09-21
  Ambulances follow Chuck Norris in traffic to make better time.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9713 by Reece on 2016-09-21
  When people call Chuck Norris "Bubble Bubby" he grabs their soul, shoves them up their crotches, and roundhouse kicks them 3938388392383837373737373728288371 feet in the air.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9712 by Reece on 2016-09-21
  You cannot sharpen a pen. Chuck Norris can.

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