New Chuck Norris Facts | New Chuck Norris Jokes - Page 21

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9977 by DatGuy on 2017-09-04
  Tom Cruise wanted to make a western movie with Chuck Norris, but Chuck would only agree if Tom Cruise rode side-saddle.

  3

  : 0
• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9976 by CapeDude on 2017-09-03
  Chuck Norris made Jim Cantore his sidekick...

  1

  : 2
• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9975 by Brian Murdock on 2017-09-03
  Chuck Norris once round-house kicked addiction in the face...Addiction never recovered

  0

  : 2
• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9974 by Henbury on 2017-09-03
  "The Grim Reaper" was simply known as "The Reaper" before being mentored by Chuck Norris

  0

  : 3
• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9973 by Nuck Chorris on 2017-09-03
  Calling Chuck Norris a douchebag is the one thing Meatloaf won't do for love.

  0

  : 1

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9972 by DatGuy on 2017-09-01
  Chuck Norris can walk into any bar in the world, grunt "Gimme my usual" and get the drink he wants every time.

  1

  : 2
• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9971 by Henbury on 2017-09-01
  Kim Jong-un used to be a skinny academic until he read this about Chuck Norris:
  
  "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a fat, stupid kid Martial Arts. Unsuccessfully. The kid grew up to be Steven Seagal."

  0

  : 1
• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9970 by DatGuy on 2017-09-01
  Chuck Norris is capable of having a foursome with just one woman

  0

  : 4
• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9969 by Nuck Chorris on 2017-08-27
  Jeepers, creepers, how'd you get those peepers? Chuck Norris.

  0

  : 1
• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9968 by NEBIYOU ASSEFA on 2017-08-25
  Chuck Norris fought himself and won.

  0

  : 5

• Prev
• 13
• 14
• 15
• 16
• 17
• 18
• 19
• 20
• 21
• 22
• 23
• 24
• 25
• 26
• 27
• Next

chucknorrism.com is a satire website for the Internet phenomenon "Chuck Norris Facts" or "Chuck Norris Jokes".
Did you ever come up with a Chuck Norris joke and wanted to share with others? This is the place where you can do just that. Submit a Chuck Norris Fact and get started!