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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9766 by LifesizePerson on 2016-12-21
  Chuck Norris was the last man to walk on the moon. It was just last week during a round of golf.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9765 by SirOllyBolly on 2016-12-21
  If Chuck Norris was the postman, he wouldn't always rings twice. He'd roundhouse kick. Once.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9764 by Thony on 2016-12-21
  Whenever Chuck Norris play basketball, his field goals made is always more than his attempts.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9763 by Nuck Chorris on 2016-12-18
  Spock wears Chuck Norris ears.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9762 by Nuck Chorris on 2016-12-17
  Chuck Norris is who's taking Matron 5's girl home home home, and loving her so so so.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9761 by Denzyl on 2016-12-15
  There are no such things as earthquakes, just the earth shaking in fear because Chuck Norris is standing on it

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9760 by Alpha-Bits on 2016-12-15
  Chuck Norris and The Rock got married and had a son named Justin Bieber. The only problem is the doctors don't know which one is the father.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9759 by Sir Ron on 2016-12-12
  Chuck Norris could have never been a contender, he always was.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9758 by Sir Ron on 2016-12-12
  Chuck Norris doesn't rotate his tires, they know better than to get out of line.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9757 by Ms. K. on 2016-12-12
  Nuts crack themselves for Chuck Norris.

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