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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10226 by Henbury on 2018-06-06
  Before any video can go viral it has to get approval from Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10225 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-06-06
  The Burning Man festival got its start when Chuck Norris set fire to a bunch of hippies with his eyebeams.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10224 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-06-06
  Somewhere, right now, Chuck Norris is plowing a woman he doesn't love.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10223 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-06-06
  If Chuck Norris had a dollar for every time he heard "I didn't know you could fit that in there," he would have $38,982.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10222 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-06-06
  Chuck Norris once abandoned one of his sons when it was discovered he was allergic to the family dog.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10221 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-06-06
  In his will, Chuck Norris demands that he must perform his own autopsy.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10220 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-06-06
  On humid days, Chuck Norris's beard also doubles as a fly zapper.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10219 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-06-06
  Physicists had long noted certain anomalies in their readings, which spiked every July 4th. Decades of research and millions of dollars confirmed their hypothesis that Chuck Norris's patriotism-induced boner was so powerful that it was warping the fabric of space-time.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10218 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-06-06
  When the going gets tough, the going is channeling Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 10217 by Nuck Chorris on 2018-06-06
  There has never been a Hurricane Chuck Norris because that would just be redundant.

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