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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5186 by Mike Martinez on 2012-01-23
  Chuck Norris doesn't snowboard the mountain just moves beneath Chuck Norris

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5185 by Chuck Norris! on 2012-01-23
  Chuck Norris once ate a rubix cube and shit th all spark.
  
  Chuck norris once had sex with a mermaid and that's how micheal phelps was born.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5184 by Chuck norris ¥ on 2012-01-23
  Chuck Norris use's hand sanitizer as eye drops.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5183 by Athen on 2012-01-22
  Christmas is canceled this year. Chuck Norris told Santa no more Christmas.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5182 by lilmonkfish on 2012-01-22
  Why did the chicken cross the road ? Wouldn't you if Chuck Norris was on your Ass ?

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5181 by lilmonkfish on 2012-01-22
  When Christopher Columbus first reached the Americas Chuck Norris greeted him with a big ole Texas BBQ.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5180 by lilmonkfish on 2012-01-22
  Chuck Norris dosen't sing in the rain. Chuck Norris sings in Category 5 tornado and hurricanes.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5179 by lilmonkfish on 2012-01-22
  Someone ask Chuck Norris waht kind of music he listened to. You fool he answered I don't listen to music music listens to me. He then proceeded with a roundhouse kick to the face while the National Anthem listned in the background.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5178 by lilmonkfish on 2012-01-22
  Chuck Norris falls in a pit with hundreds of Rattlesnakes. The next day he emerges with Rattleskin boots,belt,hat,jacket and noticeable weight gain.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5177 by lilmonkfish on 2012-01-22
  Chuck Norris goes to the Dentist to get a tooth extracted. The Dentist ask do you want gas or a shot ? Chuck Norris answers your gonna need both. Moments after the procedure the Dentist(with blured vision and sore rectum)observes Chuck Norris slowly getting dressed.

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