New Chuck Norris Facts | New Chuck Norris Jokes - Page 23

Chuck Norris fact / joke 5176 by CornyJoke101 on 2012-01-22

Chuck Norris once mistook your grandma with being a ninja. She is now 50 billion light years in space.

5

: 0
Chuck Norris fact / joke 5175 by pHiLi on 2012-01-22

Before Chuck Norris was married, his fiancé thought his penis had been tattooed with the word "Aids". But, just before they actually had sex for the first time, she quickly realized the tatoo actually read "Adidas".

3

: 0
Chuck Norris fact / joke 5174 by pHiLi on 2012-01-22

Christie Brinkley once swam through the Waco, TX sewer system just to see Chuck Norris' ass.

1

: 1
Chuck Norris fact / joke 5173 by pHiLi on 2012-01-22

By adding only a few herbs & spices, Chuck Norris makes a delightful vinegar tea.

3

: 0
Chuck Norris fact / joke 5172 by pHiLi on 2012-01-22

Chuck Norris can slam dunk a bowling ball from the half court line of a tennis court.

0

: 4

Chuck Norris fact / joke 5171 by pHiLi on 2012-01-22

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a window pane with such infinite presicion that only one side of it breaks.

2

: 0
Chuck Norris fact / joke 5170 by pHiLi on 2012-01-22

Chuck Norris has to trim his toenails with bolt cutters.

0

: 1
Chuck Norris fact / joke 5169 by pHiLi on 2012-01-22

Chuck Norris once won on the TV reality show, Top Chef, by microwaving a corncob.

2

: 0
Chuck Norris fact / joke 5168 by pHiLi on 2012-01-22

Chuck Norris can prepare a 5 star gourmet dinner out of dirt, toejam and Wheaties.

2

: 0
Chuck Norris fact / joke 5167 by maggot on 2012-01-21

I love Chuck Norris. He was a crazy mother picking a fight with Oak Tree.

2

: 0