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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5166 by pHiLi on 2012-01-21

Tim Tebow can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Time Tebow even further.

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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5165 by vladivar on 2012-01-21

chuck norris's mother left before he was born

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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5164 by pHiLi on 2012-01-21

Chuck Norris actually ghost wrote all of Ernest Hemingway's novels and taught him the virtues of Key West fishing, rum drinking at Sloppy Joe's & whores.

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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5163 by pHiLi on 2012-01-21

Chuck Norris once caught a limit of Amazon River piranha bare-handed.

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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5162 by pHiLi on 2012-01-20

Only Chuck Norris is allowed to take a dump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Onlookers boating in the bay celebrate the event by getting shit faced before the party drinking begins.

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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5161 by pHiLi on 2012-01-20

According to Forrest Gump: "Life is not like a box of chocolates. Life is actually not pissing off Chuck Norris. And that's all I have to say about that!"

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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5160 by lala on 2012-01-20

chuck norris once had diarrhea, he shat karate

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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5159 by girl on 2012-01-19

chuck norris has a flying pony do you know how it flys,chuck hit it

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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5158 by Fred on 2012-01-19

Chuck Norris can win German Soccer Championship ...... with Schalke 04

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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5157 by Fred on 2012-01-19

Chuck Norris can kill you just by hitting.......... at GTA 2

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