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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5711 by Chris on 2012-03-27
  Pauly D from Jersey Shore was at the Dance party where Chuck Norris invented the Electric Slide. His hair is now permanently stuck in a blowout position.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5710 by lilmonkfish on 2012-03-27
  Guy walks up to Chuck Norris and says "Get a life". Chuck Norris says Okay . # 4089.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5709 by Cool2bbueno on 2012-03-27
  Chuck norris made helen kellers favorite color

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5708 by Whitney on 2012-03-26
  Whitney Houston was recently found dead in a Hotel room with drugs all around her body. She overdosed once she found out Chuck Norris was actually her father.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5707 by Chris on 2012-03-26
  Chuck Norris was banned from competing in the National Karate Championship. Everyone he competed with the year before ended up in the Special Olympics.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5706 by Swamp Man on 2012-03-26
  Chuck Norris was asked to be on the show, 'Swamp People' but he was soon fired off the show after thousands of alligators were killed during only 1 episode.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5705 by Chris on 2012-03-26
  Chuck Norris can land a plane in Auto Pilot.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5704 by gandhi on 2012-03-26
  after chuck norris eats a large meal, he literaly burns of the caleries

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5703 by billybobjoe on 2012-03-26
  chuck norris went on a hike up mount st helens on may 18 1980. then he had to take a dump...

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5702 by Carter on 2012-03-26
  Chuck Norris can't play LIFE. his is too complicated

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