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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5136 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-17
  After he came home from his trip to Canada, Chuck Norris drove his Humvee around his neighborhood for five months before anybody had the nerve to tell him he had a moose still strapped to the hood.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5135 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-17
  Of course Chuck Norris' closet goes to Narnia.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5134 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-17
  Chuck Norris has a chainsaw bayonet attached to the end of his gatling gun. That's how he likes it.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5133 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-17
  Chuck Norris can floor a millipede.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5132 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-17
  CHuck Norris is the Mack Daddy, and we are all but his hoes.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5131 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-17
  If you ever say 'have a nice day' to Chuck Norris, he will of course reply 'don't mind if I do' then immediately stab you in the throat with his car keys and enthusiastically bone your girlfriend as you die.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5130 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-01-17
  Chuck Norris beat the hell out of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson with a plank of wood.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5129 by Kalen on 2012-01-17
  Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires, but he really likes gigantic toasted marshmallows.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5128 by Kalen on 2012-01-17
  If Johnny has 3 apples and Chuck Norris has 5 apples and Johnny takes 2 apples from Chuck Norris, how many apples will Chuck Norris have left? None…Chuck will eat 1 while shoving the other 7 up Johnny’s ass.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5127 by lilmonkfish on 2012-01-17
  A man walks up to Chuck Norris and ask for a lite...May he rest in peace.

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