Chuck Norris only drives American cars & he'll roundhouse kick the shit out of you if you don't.
*if you put negative you drive a foreign car & don't support America
*if you put positive you believe that America is and will always be the best country & that you support the American dream 100%
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5691 by American Hero on 2012-03-22
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5690 by Chris on 2012-03-22Chuck Norris was kicked off the show "Extreme Couponing" the producers couldn't stand watching entire grocery chains file bankruptcy because of Chuck Norris.1: 5
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5689 by Chris on 2012-03-22Chuck Norris walked into a catholic church. He was asked by parents to piss in the holy water so their children could be baptized.3: 2
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5688 by Enoch on 2012-03-20Chuck Norris is the reason for JAL flight 1231: 1
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5687 by Enoch on 2012-03-20God and chuck norris were once playing chess together.
But then they got bored and Chuck thought of something called martial arts. thats why God always sends down people to earth instead of himself. guess he didn't love Jesus. huh.12: 0
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5686 by tiffany on 2012-03-20Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter2: 9
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5685 by Joseph Antosh on 2012-03-20 Sharks have a whole week dedicated to Chuck Norris.0: 3
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5684 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-03-19 Chuck Norris' erections hum.1: 3
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5683 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-03-19 Chuck Norris is considered to be high-class Norristocrat.2: 1
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 5682 by Enoch on 2012-03-19 Chuck Norris was orginally casted as the main character for salt but then they changed it to Angelia Jolie, look at her face now.2: 3