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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2369 by Brendan Morell on 2010-08-22
  chuck norris once ate a pound of crystal meth, it made him flinch

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2368 by AdamDirty on 2010-08-19
  Chuck Norris doesn't teabag people, he potato sacks them.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2367 by mr awsome on 2010-08-19
  the boogie man was created after Chuck Norris sneezed

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2366 by wtf on 2010-08-19
  Kryptonite is actually a piece of Chuck Norris's nose booger

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2365 by Brandon on 2010-08-17
  The sperm whale first derived when chuck norris first reached puberty.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2364 by pepis on 2010-08-15
  Pepis was created when Chuck Norris said i want a Drink and not a Coke they owe me money.
  Pepis was thought of, invented, created, canned, and brought to Chuck Norris in 12 mins.
  Chuck Norris still roundhouse kicked the delivery guy for being to slow with his drink

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2363 by jb on 2010-08-14
  After Mr. T predicted pain in Rocky III, the studio had to hire a Mr. T look-alike to walk around the set as a safety precaution, because Chuck Norris would be the first to say be careful what you wish for.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2362 by Zen on 2010-08-14
  Chuck Norris and mr. T walked into a bar together. seconds later, that bar imploded. that much awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2361 by jeffery on 2010-08-13
  chuck norris is a color

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2360 by Pierre Ibbo on 2010-08-13
  When the Oracle told Chuck Norris he wasn't the ONE, he laughed and roundhouse kicked her in the face.

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