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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5651 by pHiLi on 2012-03-12
  Chuck Norris crab fishes the Bearing Sea using only a snorkel and a laundry basket.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5650 by pHiLi on 2012-03-12
  At one time in Gotham, the dynamic dual were known as Chuck Norris and Batman. Later, Chuck Norris got bored and quit at which time Batman got promoted.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5649 by pHiLi on 2012-03-12
  Chuck Norris enjoys big game deep sea fishing. He generally uses a live moose for bait.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5648 by lola on 2012-03-12
  the day chuck norris jokes get old, the world will end.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5647 by pHiLi on 2012-03-11
  Chuck Norris's wife uses insurance provided birth control pills. Wonder why Rush Limbaugh didn't call her a slut?

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5646 by pHiLi on 2012-03-11
  Superman has x-ray vision but can't see through lead walls. Chuck Norris can't see through lead walls either, but he can see over & around lead walls because he has periscope vision.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5645 by pHiLi on 2012-03-10
  Chuck Norris extracts snot from his nose with a toilet bowl plunger.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5644 by pHiLi on 2012-03-10
  People started making the Yo-Mama jokes because they mistook Chuck Norris' bicep for your mother's fat ass.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5643 by pHiLi on 2012-03-09
  Yesterday, while on his way to Wal*Mart, Chuck Norris ran a stop sign...up Steven Seagal's ass.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5642 by pHiLi on 2012-03-09
  Chuck Norris taught Helen Keller how to paint nature scenes in 4D.

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