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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5357 by pHiLi on 2012-02-02
  If you type "Chuck Norris" into your GPS, it says, "Recaclulating...Chuck Norris is arriving at your location...you're dead...Good-bye!"

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5356 by Jaden on 2012-02-02
  Chuck norris was born in the year 1 AC...Anno Chuck

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5355 by JoeJaguar on 2012-02-02
  When Chuck Norris dies, the world will end.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5354 by pHiLi on 2012-02-02
  The U.S. Coast Guard has approved recordings of Chuck Norris farts for use on all maritime vessels as the preferred fog horn signal.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5353 by pHiLi on 2012-02-02
  SpongeBob SquarePants has been expunged by Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5352 by Beercan on 2012-02-02
  Chuck Norris can have phone sex using morse code.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5351 by Beercan on 2012-02-02
  Chuck Norris always finds the G-spot.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5350 by Beercan on 2012-02-02
  Every man should look himself in the mirror each day and say "how can I be more like Chuck Norris?"

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5349 by Beercan on 2012-02-02
  For Charlie Sheen winning is just wishful thinking. For Chuck Norris it's a way of life.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5348 by Beercan on 2012-02-02
  Chuck Norris favorite cologne is tear-gas.

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