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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1715 by Guy on 2010-02-20
  If you look directly at Chuck Norris you will go blind and loose your will to live.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1714 by Guy on 2010-02-20
  If Chuck Norris beat you half to death you would be dead.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1713 by Guy on 2010-02-20
  Chuck Norris kicks people in half, that’s the reason dead people are referred to as dearly departed.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1712 by Guy on 2010-02-20
  10 out of 10 Doctors agree that a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick will kill every thing in a 10 mile radius.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1711 by Guy on 2010-02-20
  Chuck Norris got mad at some vegetables, the end results were Black-eyed peas.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1710 by Guy on 2010-02-20
  Chuck Norris once made a waterfall run backwards by sheer intimidation.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1709 by Guy on 2010-02-20
  The Blue Men weren’t blue till Chuck Norris got a hold of them.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1708 by Guy on 2010-02-20
  A black hole singularity is actually the end result of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1707 by Guy on 2010-02-20
  If Chuck Norris were to write a book it would read like the obituary.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1706 by Guy on 2010-02-20
  If Chuck Norris wore pink bunny slippers, it would be queer not to wear them.

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