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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5347 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-02-01
  Why do birds suddenly appear, every time Chuck Norris is near? Just like me, they long to be... close to Chuck

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5346 by Beercan on 2012-02-01
  Chuck Norris can play skin banjo without using his hands.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5345 by Beercan on 2012-02-01
  Chuck Norris is a man of action.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5344 by lilmonkfish on 2012-02-01
  When Chuck Norris was born his mother didn't have a enough breast milk so a herd of milking cows were brought in each day. 8 weeks later he was able to dine on Texas BBQ with all the fixins.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5343 by Beercan on 2012-02-01
  Chuck Norris toilet is made of stainless steel.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5342 by Beercan on 2012-02-01
  The smell of Chuck Norris feet can scare a skunk.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5341 by Beercan on 2012-02-01
  Chuck Norris bed sheets are made of sheet metal.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5340 by Beercan on 2012-02-01
  The Chuck Norris commandments: Six days thou shalt work out on your Total Gym, but the seventh day thou shalt rest and watch a Chuck Norris movie (Chuck 1:4)

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5339 by Beercan on 2012-02-01
  The Chuck Norris commandments: Thou shall not misuse your lord Chuck Norris name. (Chuck 1:3)

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5338 by Beercan on 2012-02-01
  The Chuck Norris commandments: Thou shalt have no other master than Chuck Norris. (Chuck 1:1)

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