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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1705 by Guy on 2010-02-20
  The rotation of the Earth was actually started by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1704 by Guy on 2010-02-20
  Chuck Norris doesn’t cast a shadow… if he did it wouldn’t come back.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1703 by Guy on 2010-02-20
  Don’t ask Chuck Norris to kick start your motorcycle… it would disintegrate.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1702 by Guy on 2010-02-20
  Bleach kills 99% of all germs… Chuck Norris kills 100%

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1701 by Duvel on 2010-02-19
  A power drill just wouldn't be... unless it had a CHUCK Norris KEY.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1700 by Guest on 2010-02-17
  Chuck Norris always has sex on top because Chuck Norris never screws up!

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1699 by El Coach! on 2010-02-17
  For some their body is a temple, for Chuck Norris, his body is a full on religion!

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1698 by Tom on 2010-02-16
  All e-mail from Chuck Norris is preceded by this warning: Open at your own risk. Enough said.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1697 by Tom on 2010-02-16
  UFC actually stands for "Ultimate Fatality by Chuck". To prove this, Chuck Norris challenged the UFC champion. When Chuck entered the cage, the UFC champ pummeled himself to death.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1696 by TheTheEpic1 on 2010-02-15
  Chuck Norris once got a 500 in bowling. Without a ball. Or pins. Or oxygen.

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