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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2334 by mrtnxii on 2010-07-28
  McGayver can make a plane with anything. But Chuck Norris comes and takes the plane.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2333 by Pop on 2010-07-28
  Chuck Norris invented Muay Thai in his sleep while acting out his dreams.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2332 by clkdragzta on 2010-07-27
  chuck norris can unscramble an egg

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2331 by Jonald on 2010-07-27
  Face your problems, unless your face is the problem which Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2330 by john on 2010-07-27
  Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn; he dares it to grow.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2329 by Bjarne on 2010-07-26
  A new one, got on it myself after coming home from holidays - a sure "only Chuck Norris can do THAT!"
  
  Chuck Norris can go through airport security without being humiliated

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2328 by Jonald on 2010-07-25
  Chuck Norris became Grand ChessMaster when he defeated his opponents only by using one piece (his leg) and on his first move (the roundhouse kick). He never lost.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2327 by Jonald on 2010-07-25
  Yoda senses a disturbance in the force - Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2326 by Jonald on 2010-07-25
  Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider and became Spider-Man. Clark Kent was bitten by Chuck Norris and became Superman.
  So every time Clark Kent wants to become Superman, he just go to the phone booth and beg Chuck Norris to bite him.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2325 by Jonald on 2010-07-25
  Too much love will NOT kill you, eevery time but a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face will kill you. Eevery time.

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