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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5337 by pHiLi on 2012-02-01
  Chuck Norris once threw a Kenworth into the Pacific Ocean. It became known as Octopus Prime.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5336 by Beercan on 2012-02-01
  There's no coincidence that an anagram for Chuck Norris is "crush rock in"

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5335 by Beercan on 2012-02-01
  If more boys had Chuck Norris as male role model while growing up there wouldn't be as many queers in the world.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5334 by Beercan on 2012-02-01
  The arc of triumph in Paris is Chuck Norris cock-ring.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5333 by Beercan on 2012-02-01
  If queers had any balls they'd be real men like Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5332 by Ruby on 2012-01-31
  You know why alien space ships are called Unidentified Flying Objects? The aliens don't want Chuck Norris to identify them.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5331 by Ruby on 2012-01-31
  Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5330 by Ruby on 2012-01-31
  Space only exist because it afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5329 by Ruby on 2012-01-31
  What the difference between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5328 by mr. who? on 2012-01-31
  Chuck Norris doesn't take an arrow to the knee, he takes his knee to the arrow

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