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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1695 by TheTheEpic1 on 2010-02-15
Doctors have discovered that a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick would cure every disease known to man. However, since it would also shatter your bones and vital organs, it has never been implemented.0: 0 -
Chuck Norris fact / joke 1694 by Chris on 2010-02-15Chuck Norris is nothing compared to DavidV. DavidV drowned a guy in fire.0: 5
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1693 by Jack on 2010-02-15Chuck Norris won the 1982 World Series of Poker with a 2 of clubs, 7 of hearts, jack of diamonds, a skip card from Uno, and a blank bingo card.0: 1
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1692 by Cnote on 2010-02-15The US did not boycot the 1980 Summer Olympics. Chuck Norris was the only US qualifier for every event. He decided not to compete because there was no challenge.0: 1
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1691 by jon on 2010-02-14In the 1980s, Chuck Norris dry fired a gun eastward.
The result was the Chernobyl Incident0: 0
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1690 by boby on 2010-02-14Chuck Norris brung MJ back to life, but screwed up and made Taylor Swift.0: 1
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1689 by boby on 2010-02-14 Chuck Norris does die, but is reborn an adult seconds after he dies.0: 0
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1688 by Mike on 2010-02-14 When Jesus said, "No one comes to the Father except through me", he was referring to his father, Chuck Norris.2: 1
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1687 by Mike on 2010-02-14 Rome wasn't built in a day.
But, Chuck Norris did level the city within seconds.1: 1 -
Chuck Norris fact / joke 1686 by Clint Davis on 2010-02-12 Chuck Norris was banned from the Winter Olympics because the judges didnt know how to score a double-lutz flip-axle roundhouse kick to the face!!0: 1