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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1685 by Tyler on 2010-02-11
  You'll never grasp the true form of chuck norris' attack.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1684 by Billman134 on 2010-02-11
  The original idea for the show Survivor was to put people on a island with Chuck Norris.............there were NO survivors and no one is brave enough to go retrive the footage!

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1683 by Billman134 on 2010-02-11
  At this moment there is a fifty-fifty chance Chuck Norris is fucking your sister

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1682 by D B on 2010-02-11
  if you spell chuck norris in scrable you win...forever

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1681 by D B on 2010-02-11
  chuck norris can shut a revolving door

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1680 by D B on 2010-02-11
  chuck norris built the hospital he was born in

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1679 by Mike on 2010-02-10
  Jesus carried his cross to Calvary where he was crucified.
  
  Chuck Norris carries planets wherever he goes for fun.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1678 by Mike on 2010-02-10
  Yahweh strictly adheres to Chuck Norris' first commandment: having no other gods before him.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1677 by Mike on 2010-02-10
  Chuck Norris can inseminate females of other species, just by burping the nephew.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1676 by Mike on 2010-02-10
  The recent financial debacle was not due subprime mortgage lending and the housing bubble bursting.
  
  The real reason was Chuck Norris stopped lending to banks.

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