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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5327 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  Chuck Norris puts the cunning in cunnilingus.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5326 by pHiLi on 2012-01-31
  Once, while experiencing an episode of ironic humor, Chuck Norris drowned an elephant in a vat of peanut oil.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5325 by pHiLi on 2012-01-31
  When Chuck Norris was only 3 months old, his mother swam nude through the Okefenokee Swamp just so he could learn how to suckle blood from leaches.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5324 by pHiLi on 2012-01-31
  The Kama Sutra is loosely based on Chuck Norris' experience with his 2nd grade school teacher.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5323 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  Chuck Norris once played the clarinet during a concert while conducting the orchestra with his dick.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5322 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  Steven Seagal now looks like a beached whale because he put his money on junk food instead of Chuck Norris total-gym.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5321 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  Chuck Norris is so hot that his fists have sex with his dick.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5320 by pHiLi on 2012-01-31
  Chuck Norris can gag you with a horrendous stinch simply by typing the word "fart" on his computer keyboard.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5319 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  In ancient Rome, Chuck Norris would have laughed while being thrown to the lions.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5318 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  Chuck Norris dick is so hard that it can drill through steel.

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