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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1685 by
Tyler
on 2010-02-11
You'll never grasp the true form of chuck norris' attack.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1684 by
Billman134
on 2010-02-11
The original idea for the show Survivor was to put people on a island with Chuck Norris.............there were NO survivors and no one is brave enough to go retrive the footage!
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1683 by
Billman134
on 2010-02-11
At this moment there is a fifty-fifty chance Chuck Norris is fucking your sister
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1682 by
D B
on 2010-02-11
if you spell chuck norris in scrable you win...forever
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1681 by
D B
on 2010-02-11
chuck norris can shut a revolving door
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1680 by
D B
on 2010-02-11
chuck norris built the hospital he was born in
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1679 by
Mike
on 2010-02-10
Jesus carried his cross to Calvary where he was crucified.
Chuck Norris carries planets wherever he goes for fun.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1678 by
Mike
on 2010-02-10
Yahweh strictly adheres to Chuck Norris' first commandment: having no other gods before him.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1677 by
Mike
on 2010-02-10
Chuck Norris can inseminate females of other species, just by burping the nephew.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1676 by
Mike
on 2010-02-10
The recent financial debacle was not due subprime mortgage lending and the housing bubble bursting.
The real reason was Chuck Norris stopped lending to banks.
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