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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2314 by Brandon R on 2010-07-20
  If Chuck Norris goes through a turnstile sideways, the new capitol of Thailand will "Busted Turnstile".

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2313 by caleb on 2010-07-18
  Lance Armstrong wears LiveStrong braceltes. When Chuck Norris gets finished with him his bracelets should read DeadWeak.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2312 by Caleb on 2010-07-18
  Sinkholes are not caused by water under the earth, they are results of someone questioning Chuck Norris' volleyball spiking ability.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2311 by Caleb on 2010-07-18
  Chuck Norris reaches 11 on the Richter Scale, if you confront him and say it only goes to 10 you will recieve a roundhouse kick..which will reach 12.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2310 by levi on 2010-07-18
  when chuck norris deos push ups he deosnt push hiself he pushes the earth down

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2309 by levi on 2010-07-18
  they once made chuck norris toilit paper but there was a problem chuck norris doesnt take crap

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2308 by levi on 2010-07-18
  some people where superman pajamas superman wheres chuck norris pajamas

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2307 by anyone but me on 2010-07-18
  Chuck Norris abducts aliens.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2306 by Jonathan on 2010-07-16
  Q: Who would win in a beer dinking contest between Stone Cold Steve Austin and Chuck Norris?
  A:Noone because no bar can hold that much awesomness!

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2305 by becca on 2010-07-15
  Chuck Norris doesn't believe in god,
  god believes in Chuck Norris.

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