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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 7084 by Nuck Chorris on 2013-05-22
  Chuck Norris uses a submarine periscope as a bong.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 7083 by Nuck Chorris on 2013-05-22
  'Come with me if you want to live.' That's what Chuck Norris says as he approaches nut. And he means it.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 7082 by Nuck Chorris on 2013-05-22
  Chuck Norris invented taking credit for other people's inventions. But he has also invented heaps of stuff

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 7081 by Nuck Chorris on 2013-05-22
  Chuck Norris ejaculates pure liquid mercury

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 7080 by Nuck Chorris on 2013-05-22
  You bet your ass Chuck Norris' penny-farthing is the size of a goddamn ferris wheel

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 7079 by Nuck Chorris on 2013-05-22
  Whenever Chuck Norris gets deja vu, people come back to life.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 7078 by Nuck Chorris on 2013-05-22
  Chuck Norris' bedroom has leather walls.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 7077 by Nuck Chorris on 2013-05-22
  Chuck Norris' penis has a dorsal fin.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 7076 by pHiLi on 2013-05-21
  Chuck Norris ordered egg fu yung, a banana split and a frappuccino at the local KFC and got it along with a complementary platter of lobster thermidor.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 7075 by mud on 2013-05-20
  Chuck Norris once beat Bobby Fischer at chess in a single move. That move was a roundhouse kick. That's why Fisher went crazy and died at the same age as the squares on a chessboard.

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