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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2304 by jay on 2010-07-14
Long time ago Chuck Norris sneeze. That's how created the Big Bang.3: 0 -
Chuck Norris fact / joke 2303 by Andrew Fletch on 2010-07-14Chuck norris isn't on team Edward or team Jacob, he's on team chuck norris.1: 4
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2302 by Denom on 2010-07-14Chuck Norris is a man of his word. Every contract he signs, he signs in blood....Your Blood for doubting his word0: 5
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2301 by Denom on 2010-07-14Chuck Norris was the first actor cast to play John McClane, the movies were originally called "Kills Easily"1: 1
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2300 by Denom on 2010-07-14If Chuck Norris had starred in "Jaws" it would have been called "Dentures"3: 6
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2299 by Coop Castille on 2010-07-13"Everybody Hates Chris" was originally called
"Chuck Norris Hates Chris"
but Chris Rock didn't want to make a series just about how he survive Chuck Norris round house kicking him EVERYDAY1: 4 -
Chuck Norris fact / joke 2298 by SPARTA! on 2010-07-13 The goverment called Chuck Norris to ask him to destroy an asteroid the size of Texas.Chuck Norris then rode on top of a rocket with nothing but a fork and a cherrybomb.Needless to say, the asteroid lost.2: 6
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2297 by Dan J. on 2010-07-12 How much wood can a wood Chuck Norris Chuck Norris if a wood Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris wood?0: 9
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2296 by Ragner74 on 2010-07-12 Chuck Norris uses the planet Jupiter as his personal sauna.0: 1
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2295 by Ragner74 on 2010-07-12 Chuck Norris participated in the 2005 home run derby, he has yet to receive the "Golden Ball".4: 0