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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2294 by Ragner74 on 2010-07-12
  Despite the fact that Chuck Norris doesn't book with Orbitz, they still send him a check when someone else books a hotel for a less.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2293 by randy teabag on 2010-07-10
  When you are in a dire situation, just think to yourself "What would Chuck Norris do?" Needless to say, you then give up, because you cant do what Chuck Norris does.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2292 by rampant armpit on 2010-07-10
  Chuck Norris and Mr T walked into a bar. The bar promptly exploded as no one place in the known universe can hold that level of awesome.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2291 by Terry McLain on 2010-07-09
  The Black Death, which occurred in the 14th century, resulted after Chuck Norris got hold of some bad pussy and sneezed for two days.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2290 by Terry McLain on 2010-07-09
  Chuck Norris calculated the square root of negative one while eating a bowl full of rusty fishhooks.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2289 by Terry McLain on 2010-07-09
  If you waste even one second of Chuck Norris' time you will spend eternity in hell.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2288 by Terry McLain on 2010-07-09
  The term absolute zero refers to the number of people who will survive if Chuck Norris decides to go on an all-out killing rampage.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2287 by Terry McLain on 2010-07-09
  Albert Einstein's hair used to be neatly combed...until the day he met Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2286 by Terry L McLain on 2010-07-09
  Chuck Norris invented calculus in order to keep track of how many people he kills.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2285 by victor flores on 2010-07-08
  The phrase anything you do I can do better does not apply to chuck Norris

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