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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5307 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  The Beatles sang about living in a yellow submarine. That's because they wanted to get away from Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5306 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  To prove his mental strenght Chuck Norris listened to Metallica/Lou Reed-collaboration "Lulu" on repeat for a whole day.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5305 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  Chuck Norris's beard is so tough that he can use it as a shredder.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5304 by pHiLi on 2012-01-31
  Chuck Norris invented the soccer ball by dehydrating a zebra.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5303 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  When Chuck Norris takes a crap this is what's called an earthquake.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5302 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  Chuck Norris walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender asks if he wants anything else and Chuck says, "No, the water is for you, I'm having whats left in the bar".

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5301 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  Chuck Norris cum is bottled and sold as a strong alcoholic beverage in Greece. The greeks call this drink "ouzo".

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5300 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  The seven wonders of the world refers to Chuck Norris four limbs, his beard, his sharp intellect and his mighty erection.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5299 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  The AC/DC song "Thunderstruck" was inspired by Chuck Norris breaking wind.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5298 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  Muammar Gaddafi's troops started to defect when Libyan state television began their Chuck Norris-month.

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