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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5891 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-04-24
  Chuck Norris once swung a walrus around by its tusks and threw it half a mile. He kept the tusks.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5890 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-04-24
  When Chuck Norris sits down and puts a pack of microwave popcorn in his lap, it immediately explodes with the power of a nailbomb. It's his favorite party trick.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5889 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-04-24
  Chuck Norris cooked what Meg Ryan was having.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5888 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-04-24
  Opinions are like assholes - every single one is in danger of being violated by Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5887 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-04-24
  How do you get to Carnagie Hall? Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5886 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-04-24
  Chuck Norris can power-shit a large ball bearing through your skull from half a mile away.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5885 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-04-24
  Miley Cyrus calls Chuck Norris daddy.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5884 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-04-24
  Chuck Norris has a photo of his dick on his driver's licence. It folds out.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5883 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-04-24
  One of Chuck Norris' bumper stickers reads 'This is just a distraction - I'm now sitting behind you'.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5882 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-04-23
  Chuck Norris once got a woman pregnant. And then he had sex with her.

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