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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 823 by bibbles on 2009-07-15
  Chuck Norris has the eyes of an angel and the soul of a saint. He keeps them in a footlocker under his bed. "

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 853 by josh on 2009-07-18
  Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 869 by Marc on 2009-07-20
  Chuck Norris once ran a one-minute mile. He did it dragging an 18-wheeler while running in a field of wet cement.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1134 by Mike on 2009-10-21
  America's next top model is really a competition of who gets to have Chuck Norris's child.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1138 by Christopher on 2009-10-22
  Freddy has nightmares about Chuck Norris

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1147 by Tim on 2009-10-24
  Girrafes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 894 by James on 2009-08-04
  Some people show off by ripping phone books in half. Chuck Norris can rip them back into one piece.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 196 by marky on 2008-06-27
  Chuck Norris invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person that could fly.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2284 by Gabriel Perez on 2010-07-08
  Chuck Norris once turned Medusa to stone

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 497 by Andy on 2009-05-12
  Chuck Norris is the biggest boss that Rick Ross has seen so far.

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