Popular Chuck Norris Facts / Jokes - Page 12

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1528 by Mike on 2010-01-07
  The band still played on while the Titanic was sinking because Chuck Norris stayed on deck to watch them.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1804 by Mitkoa7x on 2010-03-25
  Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2330 by john on 2010-07-27
  Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn; he dares it to grow.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 798 by Chuck Norris on 2009-07-10
  Chuck Norris invented death just so he could kill people

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 558 by kevin nguyen on 2009-06-06
  chuck norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his own two hands

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1070 by not to be know on 2009-10-10
  if someone where to shoot you chuck norris could come out of nowhere kill you 5 times and kill the guy who shoots for trying to take his kill before the bullets even left the barrel

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 817 by Mr.Sushi on 2009-07-15
  Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 55 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 830 by bibbles on 2009-07-15
  Touching Chuck Norris' beard will increase you life expectancy by 6 years. Unfortunately, the following roundhouse kick will reduce your life expectancy by 300. You do the math. "

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 841 by Dan J. on 2009-07-17
  The Black Eyed Peas inspiration for "Boom Boom Pow" is about Chuck Norris famous lethal combination. 2 straight jabs creating the "Boom" sound and finishes you off with the roundhouse kick to the head creating the "Pow" sound.

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