Popular Chuck Norris Facts / Jokes - Page 12

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 3755 by Rich on 2011-06-22
  Chuck Norris dreams in Blu Ray

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 708 by Watermelons on 2009-06-26
  If Michael Jackson can Moon Walk, Chuck Norris can Sun Walk

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 3 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris's glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2307 by anyone but me on 2010-07-18
  Chuck Norris abducts aliens.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1040 by Paul Winter on 2009-10-04
  Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one; that on mercy.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 4689 by gandhi on 2011-12-06
  when chuck Norris went to see Santa as a kid, Santa pulled chuck Norris' beard to see if it was real.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 853 by josh on 2009-07-18
  Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 3422 by Eyexpress on 2011-04-26
  Chuck Norris once killed a man by throwing a suggestion at him!

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 869 by Marc on 2009-07-20
  Chuck Norris once ran a one-minute mile. He did it dragging an 18-wheeler while running in a field of wet cement.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2937 by Nuck Chorris on 2010-12-21
  Chuck Norris can describe a color to a blind person.

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