Popular Chuck Norris Facts / Jokes - Page 13

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1142 by Chuck on 2009-10-22
  Chuck Norris' calendar always has February 29th. Nothing skips Chuck Norris, not even time.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 375 by Chetter on 2009-02-19
  Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1913 by HabbaPalousa on 2010-04-21
  Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1681 by D B on 2010-02-11
  chuck norris can shut a revolving door

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 923 by Suga_Shane on 2009-08-15
  Chuck Norris has 3 birthdays a year

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 668 by hoss cartwrigh on 2009-06-22
  The last guy who tried to shake the hand of Chuck Norris ended up playing drums for Def Leppard.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1696 by TheTheEpic1 on 2010-02-15
  Chuck Norris once got a 500 in bowling. Without a ball. Or pins. Or oxygen.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 929 by Suga_Shane on 2009-08-18
  Chuck Norris has won the Super Bowl twice, a World Series, 7 PBA Bowling tournaments, 46 Olympic gold medals, 5 Stanley Cups, 3 World Series of Poker championships, 1,712 pie eating contests, 4,832 pillow fights, and took second at the Westminster Dog Show in 1982.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 675 by Marc Sheehan on 2009-06-23
  Chuck Norris is lethal only on days that end in "y"

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1451 by Jose on 2009-12-28
  chuck norris can pick an apple out of a basket full of oranges

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