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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 900 by Josh Cole on 2009-08-05
  Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 148 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  Jesus could walk on Land. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 496 by Bobby Ramos on 2009-05-09
  After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 534 by kevin nguyen on 2009-05-23
  chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1819 by siafu on 2010-04-01
  when chuck norris was on the electric chair and was asked his last words he said "hit the switch and start praying"

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 554 by mes on 2009-06-03
  Chuck Norris once competed in the Tour de France riding a unicycle backwards with an elephant on his back. He crossed the finish line 5 days before the runner-up.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1859 by greg davis on 2010-04-07
  the tide recedes because it knows Chuck Norris is coming

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 3408 by luke on 2011-04-24
  chuck norris runs until the treadmill gets tired

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1110 by Nathan on 2009-10-17
  Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land!

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 4961 by BigJoeCool on 2011-12-31
  In high school, Chuck Norris would get out of math class by dividing by zero and then escaping through the wormhole it produced.

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