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Chuck Norris fact / joke 67 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.8: 16 -
Chuck Norris fact / joke 1860 by Dan J. on 2010-04-08Chuck Norris wont even dare touching a woman. Lucky Justin Beiber0: 8
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 581 by 006 on 2009-06-13Some people thought the Loch Ness Monster was a plesiosaur, others an eel. Chuck Norris thought it tasted like chicken.0: 8
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1125 by Marc on 2009-10-18When Chuck Norris goes to a strip club, the strippers pay him before their performances.1: 9
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1132 by Mike on 2009-10-21Chuck Norris Plays paintball with Al Qaeda.1: 9
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 883 by ??? on 2009-07-26Death Once Had A Near Chuck Norris Experience0: 8
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1402 by bastardo on 2009-12-18 Chuck Norris gives the same Christmas gift every year: he lets you live.0: 8
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1680 by D B on 2010-02-11 chuck norris built the hospital he was born in0: 8
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 423 by Lumanaru on 2009-04-15 King Solomon suggested cutting the baby in half. Chuck Norris ACTUALLY cut the baby in half, ate it, and proceeded to impregnate both women while bellowing " The essence of this baby will live on through the gift of my mighty seed!"5: 13
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 427 by Dustin on 2009-04-24 Chuck Norris haunts Freddy Krueger's dreams.0: 8