When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
King Solomon suggested cutting the baby in half. Chuck Norris ACTUALLY cut the baby in half, ate it, and proceeded to impregnate both women while bellowing " The essence of this baby will live on through the gift of my mighty seed!"