Popular Chuck Norris Facts / Jokes - Page 17

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 4704 by Boober on 2011-12-07
  Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child, once on Hiroshima then again on Nagasaki.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2147 by Cristopher on 2010-05-22
  Chuck Norris and Super man had a bet,the bet was the looser had to wear his underwear out of his pants.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1125 by Marc on 2009-10-18
  When Chuck Norris goes to a strip club, the strippers pay him before their performances.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 3432 by pHiLi on 2011-04-28
  Chuck Norris can send text messages on a Post-It Note.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 4200 by aaron maness on 2011-09-23
  when alexander gram bell inveted the first phone he already had 2 missed calls from chuck norris

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2153 by Will Hince on 2010-05-27
  Chuck Norris killed the Dead Sea, and painted the Red Sea with its blood.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2413 by Suga Shane on 2010-09-18
  Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1134 by Mike on 2009-10-21
  America's next top model is really a competition of who gets to have Chuck Norris's child.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2415 by C-Dog on 2010-09-18
  Bears have to put up "Don't feed Chuck Norris" signs.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1142 by Chuck on 2009-10-22
  Chuck Norris' calendar always has February 29th. Nothing skips Chuck Norris, not even time.

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