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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 4929 by SomeDude on 2011-12-26
  When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1860 by Dan J. on 2010-04-08
  Chuck Norris wont even dare touching a woman. Lucky Justin Beiber

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 3655 by pHiLi on 2011-06-05
  Chuck Norris is the greatest golfer in the world. He once made a hole in zero.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 4423 by hahaha on 2011-11-09
  A Chuck Norris sighting is considered extremely fortunate - if he did not roundhouse kick you.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 4426 by j man on 2011-11-09
  Chuck Norris didn't like this joke, so he deleted it by roundhouse kicking it.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1869 by greg davis on 2010-04-10
  Chuck Norris' current body count is the same as the negative ratings on joke #1868

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1362 by Brian McDonal on 2009-12-07
  In 1998 Chuck Norris challenged Gary Kasparov for the World
  Chess Championship. Mr. Kasparov opened the first of fourteen 
  schedule matches with the Panov attack.
  
  Without a single counter move, Chuck Norris was crowned the winner 
  after staring down his opponent and whispering.
  
   "Chuck Mate"
  
  Gary Kasparov died two days later.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 4178 by robbiefacts7 on 2011-09-16
  What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? Chuck Norris CANNOT Jelly his fist up your ass

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 4441 by mo on 2011-11-13
  Vampires travel by night because Chuck Norris travels by day.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 4705 by chucklover on 2011-12-08
  Chuck Norris is still a Virgin, Because nobody dares to fuck with him.

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