Popular Chuck Norris Facts / Jokes - Page 19

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 923 by Suga_Shane on 2009-08-15
  Chuck Norris has 3 birthdays a year

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2463 by Darius P on 2010-10-05
  Chuck Norris can see Russia from his house.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 675 by Marc Sheehan on 2009-06-23
  Chuck Norris is lethal only on days that end in "y"

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 421 by Josh Smith on 2009-04-13
  Chuck Norris has to asexually reproduce due to the fact no woman would survive in bed with him.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 166 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 3254 by Coons on 2011-03-15
  Chuck Norris can put out a fire....with gasoline.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 707 by arManiac on 2009-06-26
  Chuck Norris went into a restaurant and ordered a beef steak. The waiter asked him how would he like his steak cooked - well done, medium or rare. Chuck Norris said - "Alive".

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 196 by marky on 2008-06-27
  Chuck Norris invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person that could fly.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 3798 by Eyexpress on 2011-06-29
  Chuck Norris made a legless man run for his life.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1776 by greg davis on 2010-03-13
  chuck norris is a kind, sweet, gentle, caring and generous human being with big heart, AND HE WILL FUCKING KILL ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!!!

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