Popular Chuck Norris Facts / Jokes - Page 2

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 129 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 30 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 20 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 130 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 190 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 22 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 223 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  Water boils faster when Chuck Norris is watching it.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 305 by Task Force Swi on 2008-11-27
  One day Chuck Norris went up to a supermarket cashier and stared at him. The cashier said, "Can I help you, sir?" Chuck said, "Okay". And ripped the man’s spine from his body. The moral of the story is: Don’t question the Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 78 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.

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