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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 121 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 68 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 192 by Ballmer on 2008-06-27
  Chuck Norris hates Internet Explorer. And he is going to roundhouse kick the fuckin shit out of you if you use it. Get Firefox!

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 276 by googler on 2008-10-23
  Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 29 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 126 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 16 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 214 by astro on 2008-06-27
  Chuck Norris helps out NASA by throwing astronauts into space.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 226 by chuck jr on 2008-06-27
  Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 21 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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