Popular Chuck Norris Facts / Jokes - Page 3

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2456 by sehapanda on 2010-10-03
  If Chuck Norris has 5 apples, and you take 2 away, you have about 3 seconds to give them back.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 3085 by Dustin on 2011-01-31
  Chuck Norris was born May,6 1945.
  Nazi Germany surrendered May,7 1945.
  Coincidence? I think not.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1097 by SPEEKA on 2009-10-13
  if Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 81 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1820 by Edwin Njoroge on 2010-04-02
  When Graham bell invented the phone he found three messages from Chuck Norris

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1096 by SPEEKA on 2009-10-13
  CHUCK NORRIS CAN EAT WATER WITH A FORK

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 130 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 121 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 190 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

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