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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2456 by
sehapanda
on 2010-10-03
If Chuck Norris has 5 apples, and you take 2 away, you have about 3 seconds to give them back.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 2 by
chucknorrism
on 2008-06-26
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 3085 by
Dustin
on 2011-01-31
Chuck Norris was born May,6 1945.
Nazi Germany surrendered May,7 1945.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1097 by
SPEEKA
on 2009-10-13
if Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 81 by
chucknorrism
on 2008-06-27
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1820 by
Edwin Njoroge
on 2010-04-02
When Graham bell invented the phone he found three messages from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1096 by
SPEEKA
on 2009-10-13
CHUCK NORRIS CAN EAT WATER WITH A FORK
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 130 by
chucknorrism
on 2008-06-27
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 121 by
chucknorrism
on 2008-06-27
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 190 by
chucknorrism
on 2008-06-27
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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