Chuck Norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.
He also once threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people... then it exploded.
Q: What is the last thing that goes through Chuck Norris' Victim's minds?
A: His foot!
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 4738 by YO MOM on 2011-12-13
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1820 by Edwin Njoroge on 2010-04-02When Graham bell invented the phone he found three messages from Chuck Norris14: 57
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 78 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.14: 56
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 29 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.14: 55
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 121 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.13: 54
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 16 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.13: 52
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 1096 by SPEEKA on 2009-10-13 CHUCK NORRIS CAN EAT WATER WITH A FORK12: 50
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 126 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27 Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.13: 51
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 226 by chuck jr on 2008-06-27 Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."10: 48
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Chuck Norris fact / joke 62 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26 In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.8: 44