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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  Chuck Norris visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth".

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 148 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  Jesus could walk on Land. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1820 by Edwin Njoroge on 2010-04-02
  When Graham bell invented the phone he found three messages from Chuck Norris

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 188 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 15 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 62 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1096 by SPEEKA on 2009-10-13
  CHUCK NORRIS CAN EAT WATER WITH A FORK

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 124 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 7 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 215 by eatmyass on 2008-06-27
  Chuck Norris does not value money. He instead pays for goods and services with the teeth of his enemies.

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