Popular Chuck Norris Facts / Jokes - Page 4

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 305 by Task Force Swi on 2008-11-27
  One day Chuck Norris went up to a supermarket cashier and stared at him. The cashier said, "Can I help you, sir?" Chuck said, "Okay". And ripped the man’s spine from his body. The moral of the story is: Don’t question the Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 81 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 191 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 68 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1097 by SPEEKA on 2009-10-13
  if Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 188 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-27
  According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 7 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 567 by Dan J. on 2009-06-08
  If you've met a woman with crooked teeth, you've met a woman who has given Chuck Norris a blowjob.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 214 by astro on 2008-06-27
  Chuck Norris helps out NASA by throwing astronauts into space.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 9 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  Chuck Norris visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth".

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