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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 23 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 834 by Mr.Sushi on 2009-07-15
  Chuck Norris invented the internet so people could talk about how great Chuck Norris is.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 821 by bibbles on 2009-07-15
  Chuck Norris was about to send an email when he realized it'd be faster to run. "

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1123 by me on 2009-10-18
  Chuck Norris can compare apples to oranges.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 916 by I KILLED CHUCK on 2009-08-11
  Chuck Norris Lost his virginity before his dad

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 215 by eatmyass on 2008-06-27
  Chuck Norris does not value money. He instead pays for goods and services with the teeth of his enemies.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 15 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 31 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 307 by MIKE111 on 2008-11-27
  Chuck Norris once rode a bull for 6 hours. He then ate it raw.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1843 by Edwin Njoroge on 2010-04-05
  When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up

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