Popular Chuck Norris Facts / Jokes - Page 7

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 232 by tayo on 2008-06-28
  If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 3085 by Dustin on 2011-01-31
  Chuck Norris was born May,6 1945.
  Nazi Germany surrendered May,7 1945.
  Coincidence? I think not.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 24 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 33 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 566 by Dan J. on 2009-06-08
  If you see Chuck Norris picking his nose, it's best not to say anything.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 3402 by Your Mom on 2011-04-21
  Each time you rate this, Chuck Norris hits Obama with Charlie Sheen and says, "Who's winning now?!"

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1494 by kelly e on 2010-01-03
  chuck norris let the dogs out

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2330 by john on 2010-07-27
  Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn; he dares it to grow.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 282 by lol on 2008-11-23
  Chuck Norris is known to jump out of televisions and roundhouse kick the viewers for no reason at all. Extreme caution is advised while watching any shows involving Chuck Norris.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 819 by Mr.Sushi on 2009-07-15
  If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

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