Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.
One day Chuck Norris went up to a supermarket cashier and stared at him. The cashier said, "Can I help you, sir?" Chuck said, "Okay". And ripped the manís spine from his body. The moral of the story is: Donít question the Chuck Norris.
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