Popular Chuck Norris Facts / Jokes - Page 9

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1124 by Marc on 2009-10-18
  Chuck Norris is a very generous man -- every day, he allows billions of people to continue to live.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 939 by Steve on 2009-08-25
  Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker with a three of clubs, an empty cd case, a broken coaster and two triscuts.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1452 by Bailey Maxwell on 2009-12-28
  if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, chuck norris has more money than you.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1724 by Jon on 2010-02-25
  Chuck Norris can win a connect 4 in 3 moves

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 201 by Riki and Jake on 2008-06-27
  Once Gandhi tried to convince Chuck Norris that violence isn’t always the answer. Chuck Norris smiled, then tore out Gandhi’s stomach. Gandhi then fasted for many days.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 8 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  Finally, many of you may be wondering why Republican candidate Mike Huckabee couldn't gain the GOP nomination even with help from the great Chuck Norris. We don't know why exactly, but conspiracy theorists may see some tie in with this legend about Norris: Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 534 by kevin nguyen on 2009-05-23
  chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1317 by bob barkly on 2009-11-24
  Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his balls because hair doesn't grow on steel!

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 819 by Mr.Sushi on 2009-07-15
  If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2167 by Foglebee on 2010-06-02
  Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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