Popular Chuck Norris Facts / Jokes - Page 9

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1804 by Mitkoa7x on 2010-03-25
  Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 55 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-26
  They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1853 by sherminator on 2010-04-06
  Steve Jobs gave a free iPad to Chuck Norris as a token of goodwill. Chuck Norris instantly rammed the device up Jobs' anus for insulting his unquestionable masculinity.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 835 by Mr.Sushi on 2009-07-15
  Chuck Norris drives Optimus Prime to work.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 581 by 006 on 2009-06-13
  Some people thought the Loch Ness Monster was a plesiosaur, others an eel. Chuck Norris thought it tasted like chicken.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 933 by Marc Sheehan on 2009-08-19
  Chuck Norris gets 10 hours of sleep every night between midnight and 4 a.m.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 437 by Joaquin Aguirr on 2009-04-25
  Chuck Norris can hear silence

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2234 by rCkRw on 2010-06-25
  Chuck Norris can read lady gaga´s pokerface

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 248 by chucknorrism on 2008-06-28
  Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 4179 by pHiLi on 2011-09-16
  Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.

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