Random Chuck Norris Facts / Jokes

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 233 by xfacter on 2008-06-28
  Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 840 by Rhino on 2009-07-16
  Chuck Norris is currently involved in a lawsuit against the writers of the 'Hokey Pokey' claiming that, in reality, Chuck Norris is what it is all about.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1651 by musicjunkie535 on 2010-02-03
  Chuck Norris lost his vriginity before his dad did.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1417 by Foglebee on 2009-12-22
  This little piggy went to the market,this little piggy stayed home,this little piggy went we we we all the way home because Chuck Norris delivered a fatal roundhouse kick to the other piggy.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1440 by Mike on 2009-12-26
  How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?
  
  This question is irrelevant. A relevant question would be "How many trees can Chuck Norris kick the woodchuck through"?

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 865 by Monger on 2009-07-20
  Chuck Norris once lighted his fart and sent himself propelling to Neptune for an interplanetary excursion.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1657 by boob on 2010-02-05
  Chuck Norris is a @$$ weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1374 by Patrick on 2009-12-10
  Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsee Pop.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1554 by Joshua on 2010-01-15
  When chuck norris has sex he's goes on top cus he never screws up

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 766 by Jason Doran on 2009-07-05
  Chuck Norris can TKO King Hippo in Mike Tyson's Punch Out.

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