Random Chuck Norris Facts / Jokes

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 6948 by pHiLi on 2013-04-07
  Once in olden times, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the ancient King of Canniptia in the face. Then, the remaining old world Canniptions threw a fit. Thank goodness the neighboring ruler of Hissyopia was not also kicked in the face or there would have also been a Hisssy fit to deal with!

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2038 by nick on 2010-05-05
  chuck norris is in love
  with bruce lee

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 3895 by 00 on 2011-07-24
  Chuck Norris kills only on days that end with "y"

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 7031 by xirtameht on 2013-05-03
  Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. He does Earth-downs.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5310 by Beercan on 2012-01-31
  The rock band Queen wrote the song "We will rock you" about Chuck Norris fists.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 6209 by Nuck Chorris on 2012-08-07
  Chuck norris can play a double-bass with his teeth.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1451 by Jose on 2009-12-28
  chuck norris can pick an apple out of a basket full of oranges

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 6891 by mud on 2013-03-17
  Chuck Norris can sing whale.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 4227 by pHiLi on 2011-09-27
  The Dos Equis man is actually a fictional representation of Chuck Norris' feminine side.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 6079 by Clint on 2012-06-29
  Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Christmas, Christmas celebrates Chuck Norris.

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