Random Chuck Norris Facts / Jokes

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2927 by Nuck Chorris on 2010-12-20
  If you accidentally sit in Chuck Norris' seat at the opera, expect to have a clarinet jammed up your ass by intermission.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 4802 by pHiLi on 2011-12-17
  Chuck Norris once sang "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" at a karaoke bar. Understandably, there were no survivors.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1038 by Handsomefatboy on 2009-10-04
  Cocaine is really just Chuck Norris's dandruff

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 681 by Some Guy on 2009-06-24
  When Chuck Norris plays Halo 3, he uses only a pistol. He has never lost. EVER.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1058 by Gary Neville on 2009-10-08
  Shud up Phil you twat, me an chuck norris will kick your ass then were gonna chin whoever has been startin on will weston!
  fuck you anonymOus

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1765 by Barb Parisi on 2010-03-12
  Chuck Norris built the house he was born in.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 3108 by Chuck Fan on 2011-02-07
  Remember the big bang theory, that day Chuck Norris got pissed.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 5288 by pHiLi on 2012-01-31
  Chuck Norris installed Skynet on his iPod.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 3398 by Nuck Chorris on 2011-04-18
  Chuck Norris owns the world's only working proton pack. He has used it once, to kill some noisy neighbours, then catch their souls.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1966 by Bluflare on 2010-04-27
  Chuck Norris can check his stock in the stock market with a playboy magazine.

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