Random Chuck Norris Facts / Jokes

• Chuck Norris fact / joke 1987 by he wins on 2010-04-29
  Chuck Norris can kick his way out of a black hole's Schwartzchild radius.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2206 by simply jesus on 2010-06-14
  If Chuck Norris shaved off his beard, there would be no chin... just another fist

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 3371 by Nuck Chorris on 2011-04-17
  JFK always said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what Chuck Norris can fit his schlong into'.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2330 by john on 2010-07-27
  Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn; he dares it to grow.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 3029 by Andy G. on 2011-01-18
  Chuck Norris paints his house once a year with a human head.

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 4780 by chuck norris on 2011-12-15
  i will kill u all ps usa is now usck:the united states of chuck norris

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 3095 by Dustin on 2011-02-03
  Chuck Norris' cell phone of choice...........the Blackberry IPhone

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 6670 by kyle jaxn on 2013-01-13
  chuck norris doent have to pray to the gods.the gods pray to chuck norris

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 2535 by #shanimalrocks on 2010-10-23
  #shanimalrocks Chuck Norris mmmmhhh...inna BAdWay!

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• Chuck Norris fact / joke 3049 by Bobby Lao on 2011-01-23
  Dennys is always open because chuck norris cant cook

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