Chuck Norris has never made the same mistake twice because if he made a mistake and didn't actually kill you the first time, he'll go back in time and actually kill you 2 minutes before he tried to the first time.
The new Seven Wonders of the world are:
1. Chuck Norris's left fist
2. Chuck Norris's right fist
3. Chuck Norris's left leg
4. Chuck Norris's right leg
5. Chuck Norris's manhood
6. Chuck Norris's chin
7. Chuck Norris's beard
Chuck Norris remembers 9-11. He bows to the real American heroes on this day. And to America. And most importantly the families of all the fallen on that day 10 years ago. And to all the US servicemen & women who fell and to those who have served and those that continue to serve. And so do I!!!
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